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[meatshields]

[ what's that on your network? only a hideous blingee'd travesty (well at least the real life handmade equivalent thereof. just roll with it) of a recruitment poster. that's right asgard, sena kashiwazaki has decided that what this place really needs is a branch of the friendless losers club. ...not that you can tell given that the poster doesn't even say what you should join and what it does say sounds highly questionable. to completely not clarify things, here's a recruitment speech by sena who is broadcasting in front of Baldr house and holding up that poster ]

Hmph! Congratulate yourselves because today you get to hear my voice! As you can see I'm advertising for new members so respond here to join!

By the way, I don't accept bitches or trash! Don't pollute my beautiful post with your worthless responses alright?

[ end transmission... OR IS IT the transmission definitely cuts out for a while but it's only a minute or so before another feed comes on, the sound of struggling and cries of 'let go!' and --- BAM! Sena Kashiwazaki feels the wrath of a flyswatter on her and takes 5 damage. It's like you could almost see this coming... but from who? Y E P it's none other than Yozora Mikazuki. ]

The only one who will be polluting this post is you and your shamelessness! What kind of blatant lies are you spreading about my club? [ hold on hold on reading the fine print ] "Fun private times..."

[ WH... WHAT... Yozora's face turns a bright shade of red and hits Sena again! ]

Who gave you permission to participate in such lewd activities under my club's name!? Be disgusting in your own spare time, Meat! Nymphomaniac! Pervert! Don't come near me!

[ Sena's face is a study of URGE TO KILL RISING. ] Shut up! I see advertisements like these online all the time! If they're so popular then it means they work! [ SENA DON'T BASE YOUR RECRUITMENT POSTER DESIGNS ON ADS ON EROGE FORUMS OK ] And isn't it obvious? If I were to finally spend time with my female friends, I'd want it to be just us! I don't want disgusting trash watching... whether it's taking sticker pictures or going to the zoo... It's because you're lewd and disgusting! That's why you think everything else is lewd and disgusting too!

[ and whoops enjoy the close up of yozora's stupid fox face as sena tries to shove her head away ] Cover your ugly face! I can't believe that your face and Shiori-chan's face have been recorded on the same post!

[ no don't shove her!! yozora pushes sena's head down in retaliation ] This post was already a disgrace to begin with! I would recycle my poster if it hadn't brought in a dirty, shameless, airheaded, lolita-loving monster. Go drag your vulgar boobs and filthy antics somewhere else!

[ she twitches with each insult, eyes growing wide and teary and she flails her arms against yozora ] U, ugh... You should be grateful that I joined... [ the crumpled up poster sails into view heading for yozora's face ] Stupid Yozoraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa.

[ and with sena running off to bawl in like a corner somewhere the feed finally ACTUALLY ends ]

( ooc: sena & yozora. we'll be tagging people separately ehe ;3; apologies for the hideous horror )

Comments

[meatshields]

That's never, That's never worked for me...

[ try hard, sena! ]

I'm Sena! Sena Kashiwazaki! I'm at the top of my class, academics, sports, arts, whatever it is, I'm so perfect I can do it!

[ oho what's this it SOUNDS like it's her usual bragging but she's not saying it in her usual boastful way. she actually sounds more like she's trying to figure something out and she is. what flag did she trigger to get a friend this easily. all of her parameters are high but... ]

[utenamobile]

[There's a pause as she's taking it all in. So she's socially awkward with others, huh? That's what she figures out. Still... Utena's all for making new friends.]

... Um, I'm Utena Tenjou. So, you're an honor student? That's pretty cool! I'm pretty great at sports and math.

1/2

[meatshields]

It's... [ you can do it sena! ] It's nice to meet you! And you don't have to say it's an honor to meet me too. That's already understood! There's no need for that if we- if we're going to be friends!

[meatshields]

Can I call you-

I mean, how should I address you?

[ SHE REALLY REALLY REALLY HOPES YOU SAY SHE CAN CALL YOU UTENA-CHAN ]

[utenamobile]

... Well? What do you want to call me? [She figures that she can be lenient.]

[meatshields]

Utena-chan.

If you don't like it, then another nickname is fine!

[ obviously expecting rejection... ]

[utenamobile]

Since it's you... I don't mind at all, Sena. [CUE THE MUSIC..]

[meatshields]

Then it's Utena-chan and Sena!

[ she's so happy uwooo utena in her head she is already making friendship bracelets and BFF mixes and planning to ask you if you can take a picture together to use as a cellphone wallpaper ]

[utenamobile]

[W... wow, so eager, Sena!] We should hang together sometime soon!

[meatshields]

[ 'eager' sure. yeah. ] How about right now?

[utenamobile]

Eh...? I would be okay with that. Where are you at right now?

[meatshields]

[ her happy place ] My game room at Baldr House [ ...the lounge... IT'S NOT JUST FOR YOUR USE SENA ] I can come meet you instead! There are too many freaks here. [ spoken by the high priestess of the freaks ]

[utenamobile]

Huh? Okay then! I'll be outside of Thor House then. That's not too long of a trip for ya, is it?