phase 002 | voice

[departing]

Excuse me.

There's something I want to ask you.


Generally speaking, what kind of males do females like? Romantically, I mean.

I don't have any idea. I may be too dense to figure this one out on my own.

[Pause.]

I just that...I don't want to believe that all females prefer handsome men with cocky faces.

[He's just assuming that because he is pathetic and he knows.]


Sorry for taking up your time with pointless questions.

Comments

[titties]

[ never fear, battler is here with all the advice you'll ever need to woo a woman.

because he's so good at it himself ]

A girl, huh? What is she like?

[departing]

W-Well, she's not here right now.

Her name is Inori Yuzuriha and she's cute.

Um, she's also a vocalist for a band called Egoist. I'm a huge fan of her music and I've been getting to know her more lately.

I just don't think I'm the right kind of guy for her. There are better people out there, I think.

[titties]

C, Come on, don't sell yourself short. If you give up on trying to win her heart now, then that's it. Game over.

[departing]

But, I don't know what I should do.

I'm not confident in myself at all. It's a problem.

I HATE YOU

[titties]

If it's confidence that's a problem, then we have something to work with, ihihi.

YOU'RE WELCOME /CONTAMINATES YOUR INBOX

[departing]

How can you be so sure about that?

PUNCHES

[titties]

It's what you said, isn't it? Unless there's something else.

UWOOO KTRICE

[departing]

N-No. There wasn't anything else.

Did it seem that way?

[titties]

[ if he wants help then Battler-sensei will start trying to help him immediately ] No, No! That's all wrong! Your answer should be completely different from that! You've gotta try to talk with confidence!

[departing]

[TEACH ME BATTLER SENSEI. I'M READY.]

How should I do that?

[He's determined to learn!]

[titties]

Well, first off, why not try smiling a bit?

[departing]

Uh...

[This might take a bit of effort.]

Like this?

[He magically manages to do so without making a fool of himself.]

[titties]

You got it. Ihihi, see? You look more confident already.

[departing]

That seems a little silly.

[He's almost embarrassed at how easy this is.]

Is this all I really need to do?

[titties]

Not at all. You've still got a long way to go.

[departing]

I'm ready for this.

[COME AT ME BRO.]

[titties]

... Tell you what. Why don't we meet face-to-face. Talking over these things... It's no good.

[departing]

Right now...?

[Unsure.]