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[thismustbelove]

[Well. There is a particularly handsome lavender-haired thief on the camera today. Despite all these newcomers, he's actually been around since the very beginning. Still, it's his first time addressing the network.

And boy-oh-boy, does he look thoughtful.]

Hm...this has been bothering me for a while. I hope you all have time for a fool's question. It's about the food that can be found here, especially in the freezers.

Never in my life had I heard of a "chicken nugget" before. Where exactly on the chicken is the nugget? I'd like to know what I might be eating, since there seems to be so many of them.

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[poisonfeathers]

I'm sure you'll live. It ain't like I'm breaking your heart.

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[thismustbelove]

I certainly hope so, though to hear that line from a dear friend...it may take some time.

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[poisonfeathers]

If you're entering the clinic and claiming a broken heart is a sickness, I'll make sure to kick you out. Yeesh.

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[thismustbelove]

Ah, no, I'm fit as can be. It's sweet of you to worry about me, though. My heart is fine.

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[poisonfeathers]

You're incorrigible, you know that?

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[thismustbelove]

Is that something you can fix, then? Or could you grow to accept it, maybe?

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[poisonfeathers]

Lemme get a raincheck on that one. Ain't exactly sure how to answer it right now.

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[thismustbelove]

There's not much else to do but wait, it seems. I should try working.

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[poisonfeathers]

You should. It'll keep you busy long enough.

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[thismustbelove]

What do you recommend? You've seen how talented I am, after all.

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[poisonfeathers]

Entertainer. You'd get quite an audience from trying not to stab someone on a wheel with your knives.

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[thismustbelove]

Whoever would I practice with, though? I'd need someone to be my partner, and my first choice is busy with his own clinic, I'd imagine.

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[poisonfeathers]

We've got enough grey men who'd probably say yes to it. I'm sure you'll find someone.

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[thismustbelove]

I was thinking more along the lines of a lovely assistant, myself...

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[poisonfeathers]

Get a girl then. Plenty of those around here too.

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[thismustbelove]

I suppose I'll have to look into it. After all of our conversations, though, I'd have assumed you liked me well enough to volunteer.

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[poisonfeathers]

Sorry, no can do. Can't exactly run a clinic if I've got holes all over me.

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[thismustbelove]

Do you really think I'd miss?

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[poisonfeathers]

Oh no, I'm aware of how good your aim is.

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[thismustbelove]

So why not? I think you'd look good spinning upside-down, myself. Not very man people can make it look flattering.

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[poisonfeathers]

We can switch roles then. I'm sure you'd enjoy the spinning while I throw the knives.

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[thismustbelove]

Hmm...switching roles occasionally would make for a healthier relationship. I don't see why not.

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[poisonfeathers]

... [Well, that earns a bit of a laugh from him at least.] Right, exactly.

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[thismustbelove]

So which one of us goes first?

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[poisonfeathers]

Remember my earlier suggestion with getting a real assistant? Stick with that.