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[thismustbelove]

[Well. There is a particularly handsome lavender-haired thief on the camera today. Despite all these newcomers, he's actually been around since the very beginning. Still, it's his first time addressing the network.

And boy-oh-boy, does he look thoughtful.]

Hm...this has been bothering me for a while. I hope you all have time for a fool's question. It's about the food that can be found here, especially in the freezers.

Never in my life had I heard of a "chicken nugget" before. Where exactly on the chicken is the nugget? I'd like to know what I might be eating, since there seems to be so many of them.

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[sora_wo_koete]

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It's not actually a separate part of the chicken. More like a mashup of chicken meat...

permavideo from the getgo because I'm damn lazy

[thismustbelove]

[Ah, so it's the stargazer. Legault remembers her.]

I see. Wouldn't it be easier to call it mashed chicken, then? A nugget hardly sounds edible to me.

this is a good plan

[sora_wo_koete]

Mashed chicken sounds even worse. Besides, they're more like... clumps of fried meat, so 'nuggets' would be more accurate-

[ Pause. ]

... I'm not making them sound any more appetizing, am I.

[grows]

Ya' know, I've never heard of a chicken nugget either! It sounds weird, like a chicken rock. Who would want that? Not like you can make a rock lay eggs.

[thismustbelove]

It does sound weird, doesn't it? I can't think of anyone who eats rocks off the top of my head.

[grows]

Well... Dragons eat gems, ya' think they eat rocks too?

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[holmes_fanatic]

A chicken nugget is typically the meat left over after the chicken has been divided into breast, leg, wing and thigh -- too small or unappetizing to be sold on it's own, but when you gather a lot and mince them up small, you can shape them into nuggets and sell them. Usually they're sold battered and frozen, ready for cooking.

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[thismustbelove]

So it's all the leftover pieces. I think I'll pass on them, then.

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[holmes_fanatic]

They're not as bad as they sound -- but I can't blame you for wanting something more appetizing!

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[spiritmaiden]

Well, a nugget is a small lump of a metal, but what's a chicken?

[ This is the truly puzzling part of phrase. ]

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[thismustbelove]

My, you must come from a very different world. A chicken is a flightless bird that many people eat.

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[poisonfeathers]

... Of all the things you can ask, you ask about a chicken nugget?

[Okay well, yeah that's kinda amusing for him.]

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[thismustbelove]

[The most straight face ever.]

I'm glad I did. From what I can tell, they aren't very healthy.

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[poisonfeathers]

Nope, can't say they are. Ain't a fan of them myself either.

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[loves_a_good_fight]

Do you really wanna' know?

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[thismustbelove]

I wouldn't have asked otherwise.

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[loves_a_good_fight]

Leftover chicken parts. Better than it sounds.

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[occulthymns]

[She recognizes that hair! This guy has the room next to hers, and she's pretty sure they share a bathroom.]

That sounds gross, whatever it is.

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[thismustbelove]

[He recognizes that voice, because he's a creeper and he has taken notice of his bathroom partner by now.]

The answers I'm getting aren't very promising, no. I'd recommend staying away from them.

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[knickerweasels]

I've heard of a nug--nugget just sounds like a quaint pet name for one, doesn't it?

Then again, it also sounds rather self-explanatory. The chicken's nugget, that is. And what it's likely to be.

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[thismustbelove]

And which part of the chicken is the nugget, in your opinion? If it's not the breast, wing, or thigh...well, the list of remaining parts only gets less appetizing from there.

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[orphean]

[She's kind of holding back a small laugh; Not really to make fun of him, but hearing questions like that is endearing to her.] A chicken nugget isn't really one part of a chicken. It's really more like all parts of chicken meat, or something like that.

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[thismustbelove]

[Oh, he's pleased, this post is meant more for fun than anything else. He already knows what it is.]

Ah, is that it? Do you enjoy them, miss?

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[democratize]

Some guy said it was processed, but I don't know how the processing part works.

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[thismustbelove]

Neither do I, I'm sorry to say, but you're the first person to tell me that.