snowcrow: (Look - Intent 1)
Jon Snow ([personal profile] snowcrow) wrote in [community profile] asgardeventide2014-03-03 10:54 pm

Video - Day 412

[Welcome to Jon's face. It's not a particularly happy face. In fact, it looks pretty sour at the moment. He really hates having to use the bracelet, but he has a very important announcement to make.]

This is a message to the gods that have stolen us and brought us here.

[He has no actual knowledge of who the gods are or if they even care about their charges, but as they seem to have more of a hand in the affairs of others than his own gods, he'll see if a direct approach works.]

During the... incident which had your blasted magic working ill against those you gave it to, my brother wound up losing his hand. Due to your ineptitude and this unwanted sorcery, he has a stump where a perfectly fine hand was before. What sort of gods give people powers they don't ask for? It's bad enough you've brought children here, but you seem not to care about the ill effects of your war on those that are hale enough here to fight it.

[The sour look is directed more intensely at the screen now.]

I insist you fix it. I've gone to your temples and asked for this, but as it's seemed to fall on deaf ears, perhaps you need it shouted in your face.

Fix my brother or you'll have me to deal with and Asgard's gods will join him in missing body parts.

[Caw caw, motherfucker.]
asgardstricks: (and they are upset about)

[personal profile] asgardstricks 2014-03-05 08:33 am (UTC)(link)
I'm one of those gods you're wasting your time threatening, dumbass. And apparently I'm the only one willing to tell you how to fix this little problem of yours. If I wanted jesting, I'd say you aren't handling this situation very well.
asgardstricks: (and i hate somebody too)

[personal profile] asgardstricks 2014-03-05 08:40 am (UTC)(link)
[ Internally judging your everything, Jon Snow. You really so know nothing.

Instead of being snarky, though, he says very simply, no smile or laughter in his voice: ]


Kill him.
asgardstricks: (i just made an enemy)

[personal profile] asgardstricks 2014-03-05 08:45 am (UTC)(link)
We can fix you when you're dead. Not so much when you're still squirming.
asgardstricks: (did you misunderstand)

[personal profile] asgardstricks 2014-03-05 08:57 am (UTC)(link)
Hey, you wanted answers, and I'm giving it to you. Take it or leave it.
asgardstricks: (or was there one of my jokes)

[personal profile] asgardstricks 2014-03-05 09:02 am (UTC)(link)
Sure. Tell the others too, like that old guy with the stick so far up his ass, it might count as a third leg. He can get his hand back too.
asgardstricks: (did you misunderstand)

[personal profile] asgardstricks 2014-03-05 09:08 pm (UTC)(link)
The one telling you we don't give a shit about you guys. Which, by the way, is complete bullshit. I wouldn't waste my time keeping you alive if I didn't give a shit. Goes right back to the stick and his ass.

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needsnoheadsman: ([ unafraid ])

[voice]

[personal profile] needsnoheadsman 2014-03-05 08:54 am (UTC)(link)
I've died enough times already.

[Usually, Robb would filter this. Usually, he'd keep his mouth shut about how many times, exactly, has he died. Usually.

But right now he's just tired, a little angry and completely done with Asgard, and so he forgets to put a filter down on this before he sends it off, at least until it's already done.

Whoops.]
needsnoheadsman: ([ the lord ])

[voice; private]

[personal profile] needsnoheadsman 2014-03-05 09:01 am (UTC)(link)
[well shit.

There's a long pause, during which he debates telling him, then sighs, and this time remembers to put a private filter on his response.]


...aye. [Don't kill him. Again.]
needsnoheadsman: ([ planning ])

[personal profile] needsnoheadsman 2014-03-05 09:10 am (UTC)(link)
Death here isn't permanent, no, but I wouldn't know. Even if what he says is true, it isn't something I'd want to try.
Edited 2014-03-05 09:10 (UTC)
asgardstricks: (that you didn't get)

[voice]

[personal profile] asgardstricks 2014-03-05 08:59 am (UTC)(link)
Lots of people have died lots of times. And this war ain't over yet, kid.
needsnoheadsman: ([ reasoning ])

[voice]

[personal profile] needsnoheadsman 2014-03-05 09:03 am (UTC)(link)
I'm aware of that. [A pause, then, somewhat belatedly and with some reluctance:] My lord. But I would rather not die because you told my brother to kill me so I could get my hand back. I'll not lay that on him, no matter how much I'd want it back.
asgardstricks: (and i hate somebody too)

[voice]

[personal profile] asgardstricks 2014-03-05 09:10 am (UTC)(link)
Whatever you want, that's on you. I'm giving you the tools, I'm not forcing you to use 'em. Otherwise I'd just do it myself.

[ See how he is very kindly not killing you again, Robb? What a bro. ]
tigers: (It doesn't take much to make me happy.)

[personal profile] tigers 2014-03-06 04:25 am (UTC)(link)
Brilliant. I quite agree. This is hands down the most humane way to put the poor sod out of his misery.
asgardstricks: (no matter who)

[personal profile] asgardstricks 2014-03-06 08:07 pm (UTC)(link)
Dude. Mocking a family's suffering is not cool. You should really get a grip.
tigers: (Crime: Just the word gets you all tingly)

[personal profile] tigers 2014-03-07 03:21 am (UTC)(link)
You're quite right, chummy. Where have my manners gone? We ought to take this all with a pinch of seriousness.