Jon Snow (
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Video - Day 412
[Welcome to Jon's face. It's not a particularly happy face. In fact, it looks pretty sour at the moment. He really hates having to use the bracelet, but he has a very important announcement to make.]
This is a message to the gods that have stolen us and brought us here.
[He has no actual knowledge of who the gods are or if they even care about their charges, but as they seem to have more of a hand in the affairs of others than his own gods, he'll see if a direct approach works.]
During the... incident which had your blasted magic working ill against those you gave it to, my brother wound up losing his hand. Due to your ineptitude and this unwanted sorcery, he has a stump where a perfectly fine hand was before. What sort of gods give people powers they don't ask for? It's bad enough you've brought children here, but you seem not to care about the ill effects of your war on those that are hale enough here to fight it.
[The sour look is directed more intensely at the screen now.]
I insist you fix it. I've gone to your temples and asked for this, but as it's seemed to fall on deaf ears, perhaps you need it shouted in your face.
Fix my brother or you'll have me to deal with and Asgard's gods will join him in missing body parts.
[Caw caw, motherfucker.]
This is a message to the gods that have stolen us and brought us here.
[He has no actual knowledge of who the gods are or if they even care about their charges, but as they seem to have more of a hand in the affairs of others than his own gods, he'll see if a direct approach works.]
During the... incident which had your blasted magic working ill against those you gave it to, my brother wound up losing his hand. Due to your ineptitude and this unwanted sorcery, he has a stump where a perfectly fine hand was before. What sort of gods give people powers they don't ask for? It's bad enough you've brought children here, but you seem not to care about the ill effects of your war on those that are hale enough here to fight it.
[The sour look is directed more intensely at the screen now.]
I insist you fix it. I've gone to your temples and asked for this, but as it's seemed to fall on deaf ears, perhaps you need it shouted in your face.
Fix my brother or you'll have me to deal with and Asgard's gods will join him in missing body parts.
[Caw caw, motherfucker.]
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You don't look like much of a god.
[He barely looked out of boyhood, to be honest.]
Forgive me if I'm leery. I've had jests made of my brother's wound since making this message. My patience is thin. If you say you know a way to cure him, tell me of it.
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Instead of being snarky, though, he says very simply, no smile or laughter in his voice: ]
Kill him.
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[Loki... this place sucked.]
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[ Yup. ]
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[And ask around to everyone in the city about it.]
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[Which is asked more out of curiosity than anything.]
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[Usually, Robb would filter this. Usually, he'd keep his mouth shut about how many times, exactly, has he died. Usually.
But right now he's just tired, a little angry and completely done with Asgard, and so he forgets to put a filter down on this before he sends it off, at least until it's already done.
Whoops.]
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There's a long pause, during which he debates telling him, then sighs, and this time remembers to put a private filter on his response.]
...aye. [Don't kill him. Again.]
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[Don't think you're off the hook yet, Robb. He'll get to those later.]
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[Don't knock it, Robb.]
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[ See how he is very kindly not killing you again, Robb? What a bro. ]
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