Video - Day 412

[snowcrow]

[Welcome to Jon's face. It's not a particularly happy face. In fact, it looks pretty sour at the moment. He really hates having to use the bracelet, but he has a very important announcement to make.]

This is a message to the gods that have stolen us and brought us here.

[He has no actual knowledge of who the gods are or if they even care about their charges, but as they seem to have more of a hand in the affairs of others than his own gods, he'll see if a direct approach works.]

During the... incident which had your blasted magic working ill against those you gave it to, my brother wound up losing his hand. Due to your ineptitude and this unwanted sorcery, he has a stump where a perfectly fine hand was before. What sort of gods give people powers they don't ask for? It's bad enough you've brought children here, but you seem not to care about the ill effects of your war on those that are hale enough here to fight it.

[The sour look is directed more intensely at the screen now.]

I insist you fix it. I've gone to your temples and asked for this, but as it's seemed to fall on deaf ears, perhaps you need it shouted in your face.

Fix my brother or you'll have me to deal with and Asgard's gods will join him in missing body parts.

[Caw caw, motherfucker.]

Comments

[asgardstricks]

Yup!

[ Yup. ]

[snowcrow]

And I'm to just take your word for it?

[asgardstricks]

Hey, you wanted answers, and I'm giving it to you. Take it or leave it.

[snowcrow]

I'll... take it under advice.

[And ask around to everyone in the city about it.]

[asgardstricks]

Sure. Tell the others too, like that old guy with the stick so far up his ass, it might count as a third leg. He can get his hand back too.

[snowcrow]

... Which man is this?

[Which is asked more out of curiosity than anything.]

[asgardstricks]

The one telling you we don't give a shit about you guys. Which, by the way, is complete bullshit. I wouldn't waste my time keeping you alive if I didn't give a shit. Goes right back to the stick and his ass.

[snowcrow]

So if you cared, why give those of us who've no need for it abilities we can't use?

[asgardstricks]

Some of you use them pretty damn well. The rest of you dumbasses just need to study more, or at least pay attention in class. If you stopped playing Captain Oblivious, you'd already know what happened wasn't our fault.

[snowcrow]

I'm no captain.

[He didn't get the reference, Loki. Btw, he also wasn't a Lord Commander. Just saying.]