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[clockeyes]

Hello, hello, hello, people of Asgard!

[Why, there seems to be a very cheerful-looking face peering at your screens now. And this face just happens to have eyes that are clocks. As in actual clocks. Feel free to react accordingly.]

Just wanted to give a big welcome to all the new people, a pleasure to have you all! I hope to get to know you. My name is Cheriour, and I'm an angel of the Lord.

Now, some of you may be asking yourselves, "what exactly is an angel"? [He pauses briefly, puffing his chest out as if he's really proud that he can answer this obviously vital question.] Well, let me tell you! I come from a place which contains a world called Earth. We have a single God who created this world and all its inhabitants.

Yes, you heard that correctly. One god. Not multiple. This may be hard to believe for you, but trust me, me hearing about multiple gods in your worlds surprised me because it's rather frowned in our culture...anyways, enough about that! We angels serve God with all His duties, and we look over humanity and ensure that good people are rewarded and protected and understand the way of God.

[And he holds up a couple of quickly-drawn pictures to the camera.]



This is me! And the one on the right is my good friend, Pendroz. He's another angel, just like me. As you can see, we angels don't all look the same. Kind of like human beings! And we all have different duties, too. Pendroz rules over the ninth hour of every day, and his power ensures that time flows correctly in that hour and can't be messed with by external forces. I deal with criminals and those who have hurt others- it is my job to make sure they can never hurt anyone ever again.

[Have another picture!]



And this odd-looking creature is also an angel! Wait a second, you might be asking yourself, that doesn't look anything like you or Pendroz. But honestly, this is just as much of an angel as I am. You see, when God started creating us, He hadn't created humans in the image of Himself yet...so his first angels didn't look so human in the beginning. Then he created angels like me and Pendroz, who were more in His image but not quite there yet. Our insides aren't organic, even. But then he created the archangels, which turned out to be the most human-looking of us all. I would've drawn you a picture, but I haven't met an archangel in person- they're very powerful and very busy with their phenomenal duties.

[A pause.]

So! Um. That's it, I suppose. If you have anymore questions about angels in my world, don't hesitate to ask! I'll answer them as best as I can, okay?

Comments

[audio]

[occulthymns]

[That is like... nothing like angels in her world.]

So your insides are all metal??

[video]

[clockeyes]

Some of it, yes! I mean, it's the combination of various metals and organic material. For example, my heart has gears in it but it's outer walls are rather fleshy. Same goes for my veins.

[Video]

[percentages]

[Fi absorbs all of this with the utmost attention, staring almost creepily with those huge blue eyes of hers, before she asks the most important question of all time.]

Why do angels require explanation?

[Are they special or something?]

[Video]

[clockeyes]

[He just nods, beaming widely. Why be concerned over creepy blue eyes when your own eyes are creepy in and of themselves?]

Because we tend to be very mysterious creatures wherever we go, miss. And not many people know about us at all. Thought it needed explanations since I'm here talking with you all.

[Video]

[ofthursday]

Archangels were created last in your world?

[Video]

[clockeyes]

Yes, yes they were. They're the most powerful out of any of us, but I think you know that already with how much you know about angels.

[Video]

[smartwinchester]

[He is trying so hard not to laugh because this entire post is going to confuse the ever-loving shit out of Castiel and it is going to be so worth the bitching he is going to endure afterwards when he sees this.]

Informative.

[Video]

[clockeyes]

[A grin.]

Thank you, Sam! I have to give credit to you, really. That post you put up about the gods a while ago really made me think I should do something akin to that about angels in my world.

[blessedthy]

[As a man of God himself, Kirei cannot let this go unquestioned.]

...I see.

[Even if he's at a lost on how to approach this...angel.]

[clockeyes]

[HE IS SO HAPPY PEOPLE ARE GETTING IT even if they are totally not sob.]

You see? That's good! I'm glad you understand, I've never said anything like this before...

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[gluttivi]

[ Oh, another angel here? But...clock eyes...

What the hell? ]

Mom clearly didn't know what she was doing if you have clock eyes and non-organic insides.

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[clockeyes]

Excuse me?

[This is an unexpected reaction.]

Mom? Who do you mean, Mom?

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[synesthesic]

H3Y



D1D 1 G3T 1T R1GHT? >:]

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[hypertoxic]

Oh my god.

I LOVE YOU

[clockeyes]

[WHAT IS THIS HE IS LOOKING AT.]

...Is that supposed to be me? And Vriska?

[ video ]

[myjunes]

[ forgive this little girl here just downright gasping at the feed. ]

S-so you're an angel? A real angel? I-I've never met one before..!

[ video ]

[clockeyes]

[He is just grinning over here like the happy angel he is.]

Yes, miss! I'm a real, bonafide angel. A pleasure to meet you, little one!

[video]

[hypertoxic]

[ "I deal with criminals and those who have hurt others- it is my job to make sure they can never hurt anyone ever again."

Hm. ]

You are such a dork. So wait, there are angels that manipulate things like time? Haha. How about space? Or ........ luck? [ ::::) ]

[video]

[clockeyes]

I'm not a dork! At least, I don't think so...

Well, he doesn't really manipulate time, persay. Just keeps it moving in the right order and preserves it from being tampered with. I think some of us can manipulate luck, actually. Not sure about space.

[audio]

[deadwhisperer]

You're....you're really an angel???? [ oh my god oh my god adel has so many FEELINGS ]

[video]

[clockeyes]

Yes! Yes, I am. One hundred percent the real thing, as they say.

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[madamemoiselle]

[She was really interested, actually, fascinated, until he brought up his role. That makes the position awkward, but Diva is hoping that he didn't see her first broadcast. That would make this less fun.]

[Still, she puts on a brilliant smile, curious about everything he said] Ahh, that's all really neat! And I really like your eyes! It's funny, but I think they're really pretty!

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[clockeyes]

[He didn't see anything because he's been mostly toddling around being amazed at people, don't you worry.]

Do you? Ah, thank you, miss! That is very pleasing for me to here, usually people don't react that way to them.

[video]

[charming_jerk]

[....Oh.]

...You're seriously an angel.


Do you deal with demons at all.

[video]

[clockeyes]

Yes, yes I do! I've vanquished quite a few in my lifetime.

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[turkishly]

You're a man of diagrams aren't yah?

video.

[clockeyes]

I guess? Well, people usually use diagrams to explain things, so, I thought they would help.

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[haphophobia]

What religion do you associate yourself with, if any?

[Because you can't have an angel and a God without a religion, and this devoted Catholic is actually withholding judgement on such an odd posting until he hears the answer.]

[Video]

[clockeyes]

Well, I guess on Earth it's called Christianity. But we try to help as many people as possible who don't necessarily practice it. I mean, most people believe in a god in some shape or form, don't they?

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[sonofabitch]

... Your Dad sounds even more messed in the head than the one in my world.

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[clockeyes]

[GOSH WHO ASKED YOU DEAN]

Excuse me?