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asgardeventide2012-01-18 05:44 pm
clockeyes) wrote in asgardeventide2012-01-18 05:44 pm
third minute
Hello, hello, hello, people of Asgard!
[Why, there seems to be a very cheerful-looking face peering at your screens now. And this face just happens to have eyes that are clocks. As in actual clocks. Feel free to react accordingly.]
Just wanted to give a big welcome to all the new people, a pleasure to have you all! I hope to get to know you. My name is Cheriour, and I'm an angel of the Lord.
Now, some of you may be asking yourselves, "what exactly is an angel"? [He pauses briefly, puffing his chest out as if he's really proud that he can answer this obviously vital question.] Well, let me tell you! I come from a place which contains a world called Earth. We have a single God who created this world and all its inhabitants.
Yes, you heard that correctly. One god. Not multiple. This may be hard to believe for you, but trust me, me hearing about multiple gods in your worlds surprised me because it's rather frowned in our culture...anyways, enough about that! We angels serve God with all His duties, and we look over humanity and ensure that good people are rewarded and protected and understand the way of God.
[And he holds up a couple of quickly-drawn pictures to the camera.]
This is me! And the one on the right is my good friend, Pendroz. He's another angel, just like me. As you can see, we angels don't all look the same. Kind of like human beings! And we all have different duties, too. Pendroz rules over the ninth hour of every day, and his power ensures that time flows correctly in that hour and can't be messed with by external forces. I deal with criminals and those who have hurt others- it is my job to make sure they can never hurt anyone ever again.
[Have another picture!]
And this odd-looking creature is also an angel! Wait a second, you might be asking yourself, that doesn't look anything like you or Pendroz. But honestly, this is just as much of an angel as I am. You see, when God started creating us, He hadn't created humans in the image of Himself yet...so his first angels didn't look so human in the beginning. Then he created angels like me and Pendroz, who were more in His image but not quite there yet. Our insides aren't organic, even. But then he created the archangels, which turned out to be the most human-looking of us all. I would've drawn you a picture, but I haven't met an archangel in person- they're very powerful and very busy with their phenomenal duties.
[A pause.]
So! Um. That's it, I suppose. If you have anymore questions about angels in my world, don't hesitate to ask! I'll answer them as best as I can, okay?
[Why, there seems to be a very cheerful-looking face peering at your screens now. And this face just happens to have eyes that are clocks. As in actual clocks. Feel free to react accordingly.]
Just wanted to give a big welcome to all the new people, a pleasure to have you all! I hope to get to know you. My name is Cheriour, and I'm an angel of the Lord.
Now, some of you may be asking yourselves, "what exactly is an angel"? [He pauses briefly, puffing his chest out as if he's really proud that he can answer this obviously vital question.] Well, let me tell you! I come from a place which contains a world called Earth. We have a single God who created this world and all its inhabitants.
Yes, you heard that correctly. One god. Not multiple. This may be hard to believe for you, but trust me, me hearing about multiple gods in your worlds surprised me because it's rather frowned in our culture...anyways, enough about that! We angels serve God with all His duties, and we look over humanity and ensure that good people are rewarded and protected and understand the way of God.
[And he holds up a couple of quickly-drawn pictures to the camera.]
This is me! And the one on the right is my good friend, Pendroz. He's another angel, just like me. As you can see, we angels don't all look the same. Kind of like human beings! And we all have different duties, too. Pendroz rules over the ninth hour of every day, and his power ensures that time flows correctly in that hour and can't be messed with by external forces. I deal with criminals and those who have hurt others- it is my job to make sure they can never hurt anyone ever again.
[Have another picture!]
And this odd-looking creature is also an angel! Wait a second, you might be asking yourself, that doesn't look anything like you or Pendroz. But honestly, this is just as much of an angel as I am. You see, when God started creating us, He hadn't created humans in the image of Himself yet...so his first angels didn't look so human in the beginning. Then he created angels like me and Pendroz, who were more in His image but not quite there yet. Our insides aren't organic, even. But then he created the archangels, which turned out to be the most human-looking of us all. I would've drawn you a picture, but I haven't met an archangel in person- they're very powerful and very busy with their phenomenal duties.
[A pause.]
So! Um. That's it, I suppose. If you have anymore questions about angels in my world, don't hesitate to ask! I'll answer them as best as I can, okay?
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Oh please. Remember the whole gods thing? It was sort of our job! We had it totally under control.
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[HE IS THE MOST NAIVE]
...Still, I'm not sure. It's not enough to say you've got it under control.
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Oh yeah? Well, whatever. Your standards don't really apply, anyway! I could manipulate aaaaaaaall the luck. And I was the best at it!
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All the luck? How is that possible?
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Usually stealing requires that you take it from someone else, you know. Who did you steal it from?
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[He doesn't sound too sure of you, Vriska. 8I ]
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Haha, that's not how it worked! Of course they didn't have all the luck. But they had some of it, and I'd steal it and use it against them to win fights! When you're surrounded by dozens of monsters, that's a lot of luck you can steal!
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[ She sounds so proud, too. ]
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Light is not luck, last time I checked.
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Sgrub? Odd name. And it made you better players and...wait a second. Create a new universe? The game made you into gods?
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I don't think it's quite truthful, for a game to make you into gods...then anyone could be a god if they played that game.
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Not to mention only two of us ever actually made it to the God Tier levels. I mean, basically all of us were like gods to the human universe, since all twelve of us were there when it was created, but the two of us were special.
[ ... she's still not happy Aradia made it to God Tier with her, but she's still proud of her own accomplishment, dammit. ]
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...What an odd game.
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Yes, an odd game. But well suited to someone of her spideriness. ]
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[He's just shocked over here, okay.]
Was there any way to get out?
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Not that I know of. Or at least, not that I experienced. There was a plan to circumvent the game, but I don't know if it succeeded.