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asgardeventide2014-02-15 10:00 pm
tonsofpun) wrote in asgardeventide2014-02-15 10:00 pm
Entry tags:
- alice liddell,
- alice liddell (novel),
- bruce banner,
- clementine,
- ellie,
- evelyn carnahan,
- irving braxiatel,
- jack sparrow,
- jamie bennett,
- jim moriarty,
- john watson [bbc],
- kevin prentiss,
- leonard mccoy,
- maglor,
- marian hawke,
- sam evans,
- september,
- souji seta,
- the eleventh doctor,
- wichita,
- yosuke hanamura
Voice; 2
Okay, time to lighten the mood.
[Because after all this shit that's happened, she needs to smile. She needs something, anything, to take her mind off all of this and for a second, remember that being alive is good, and right.
And maybe to remember a simpler time.]
I've got this book of puns, right? Well, back in the day, it kinda used to be my thing. And I figure you guys could use this. Or groan, whatever.
Here goes.
A clown held the door open for me the other day.
I thought it was a nice jester.
The butcher backed up into the meat grinder.
He got a little behind in his work.
Yesterday I accidentally swallowed some food coloring.
The doctor says I'm okay, but I feel like I've dyed a little inside.
Pffft.
The man who survived mustard gas and pepper spray is now a seasoned veteran.
[That one actually makes her laugh out loud.]
[Because after all this shit that's happened, she needs to smile. She needs something, anything, to take her mind off all of this and for a second, remember that being alive is good, and right.
And maybe to remember a simpler time.]
I've got this book of puns, right? Well, back in the day, it kinda used to be my thing. And I figure you guys could use this. Or groan, whatever.
Here goes.
A clown held the door open for me the other day.
I thought it was a nice jester.
The butcher backed up into the meat grinder.
He got a little behind in his work.
Yesterday I accidentally swallowed some food coloring.
The doctor says I'm okay, but I feel like I've dyed a little inside.
Pffft.
The man who survived mustard gas and pepper spray is now a seasoned veteran.
[That one actually makes her laugh out loud.]
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[She backs up, grinning in surprise.]
Go ahead, Alice. Hit me.
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Why can't you ever get advice from animals in the ocean? Because it's either fishy or coming from someone crabby!
Oh! And what must you always have when you attend school in the ocean? A porpoise!
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[But she's laughing anyway.]
Uh, I decided that becoming a vegetarian was a missed steak.
[Video] Since Bones beat me to it
A new type of broom came out, it is sweeping the nation.
[Video] pfft
[It gets a little giggle.]
Mummies are bound to be uptight.
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... oh yeah, it's basically that joke.
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You know, Miss Ellie, it's amazing that you're an archer. You know why?
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See, it's freakin' cool that people in other worlds know the same puns.
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I do like that puns is something so many seem to know!
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We cantaloupe.
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[She giggles.]
Okay, cute.
[Video]
Ground beef!
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[Snickering, she shakes her head.]
Man, Jade just told me a really good one about a cow, too. Let me try to think of how it goes.
Uh, what did the cow say to the baby cow?
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What do you call a bear not wearing any socks?
Barefoot!
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