tonsofpun: (Before my time)
「ᴇʟʟɪᴇ ❛ᴡɪʟʟɪᴀᴍs❜.」 ([personal profile] tonsofpun) wrote in [community profile] asgardeventide2014-02-15 10:00 pm

Voice; 2

Okay, time to lighten the mood.

[Because after all this shit that's happened, she needs to smile. She needs something, anything, to take her mind off all of this and for a second, remember that being alive is good, and right.

And maybe to remember a simpler time.]


I've got this book of puns, right? Well, back in the day, it kinda used to be my thing. And I figure you guys could use this. Or groan, whatever.

Here goes.

A clown held the door open for me the other day.
I thought it was a nice jester.

The butcher backed up into the meat grinder.
He got a little behind in his work.

Yesterday I accidentally swallowed some food coloring.
The doctor says I'm okay, but I feel like I've dyed a little inside.

Pffft.

The man who survived mustard gas and pepper spray is now a seasoned veteran.

[That one actually makes her laugh out loud.]
madcuriosity: (That's so sweet of you)

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[personal profile] madcuriosity 2014-02-17 07:30 am (UTC)(link)
I've got another one. Well, I've got oodles but here's one I think you'll like. Why was the archer chosen to be the leader? Because he's always on the straight an arrow.
madcuriosity: (Winter night)

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[personal profile] madcuriosity 2014-02-19 08:55 am (UTC)(link)
Thank you! I've more, if you like?

I do like that puns is something so many seem to know!
madcuriosity: (Hee this is wonderful)

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[personal profile] madcuriosity 2014-02-20 09:59 am (UTC)(link)
What did the honeydew say to the lovestruck watermelon?

We cantaloupe.
madcuriosity: (This sounds like so much fun!)

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[personal profile] madcuriosity 2014-02-21 06:37 am (UTC)(link)
What do you call a cow who lies on a barn floor?

Ground beef!
madcuriosity: (I'm paying attention)

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[personal profile] madcuriosity 2014-02-22 03:54 pm (UTC)(link)
I don't know, what?
madcuriosity: (*giggles*)

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[personal profile] madcuriosity 2014-02-24 04:37 am (UTC)(link)
Oh! I like that! [She giggled.]

What do you call a bear not wearing any socks?

Barefoot!
madcuriosity: (*giggles*)

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[personal profile] madcuriosity 2014-02-25 07:25 am (UTC)(link)
Why yes! I suppose that pun is a bit unbearable!