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asgardeventide2013-08-22 03:31 pm
smartwinchester) wrote in asgardeventide2013-08-22 03:31 pm
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[So the practical jokes are all in good fun, and Sam is a fan of laughing. But Sam is not really a fan of gods playing tricks on other people, because you know what?
Gabriel is a fucking asshole, that's what.
So instead of taking part, Sam is stoutly refusing to be affected through being a stubborn asshole and is instead being a do-good spoilsport, because that is what Sam does best.]
You know, the last time I was on the receiving end of a practical joke, I was put into daytime television hell where I was forced to be in a sitcom, a Japanese gameshow, a hospital drama, and a genital herpes commercial.
[There is a slight pause.]
Anyone who tries to do anything to me, harmless or otherwise, should remember that I have guns and I know how to use them.
[Don't touch his shit, losers. :') But on a more serious note:]
I collected data on the spirits that attacked recently -- but I'd appreciate anyone else's experiences to add to what I saw personally.
[And the feed ends.]
Gabriel is a fucking asshole, that's what.
So instead of taking part, Sam is stoutly refusing to be affected through being a stubborn asshole and is instead being a do-good spoilsport, because that is what Sam does best.]
You know, the last time I was on the receiving end of a practical joke, I was put into daytime television hell where I was forced to be in a sitcom, a Japanese gameshow, a hospital drama, and a genital herpes commercial.
[There is a slight pause.]
Anyone who tries to do anything to me, harmless or otherwise, should remember that I have guns and I know how to use them.
[Don't touch his shit, losers. :') But on a more serious note:]
I collected data on the spirits that attacked recently -- but I'd appreciate anyone else's experiences to add to what I saw personally.
[And the feed ends.]
[Video]
[Castiel's wife is invaluable when it comes to almost dying. Sam sort of wishes it wasn't the case, though.]
And with the ghosts, well -- that's what we do, so we were in our element.
What about you? In one piece?
[Video]
Well, my closest friend was killed taking a blow for me, his best friend was brutally murdered in front of me a few minutes later, and the frostbite got to my knees so I couldn't walk for two days.
[He just says it sort of casual, like he's talking about the weather.]
My ghost took a chunk out of me, but from what I hear, it was easier to get rid of him than some of the others around here.
[Video]
Sounds like another day in the neighborhood.
[Video]
[He sighs.]
But I'm not leaving the house for anything short of the apocalypse for a few weeks. I'm done, man.