Sam Winchester (
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asgardeventide2013-08-22 03:31 pm
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[So the practical jokes are all in good fun, and Sam is a fan of laughing. But Sam is not really a fan of gods playing tricks on other people, because you know what?
Gabriel is a fucking asshole, that's what.
So instead of taking part, Sam is stoutly refusing to be affected through being a stubborn asshole and is instead being a do-good spoilsport, because that is what Sam does best.]
You know, the last time I was on the receiving end of a practical joke, I was put into daytime television hell where I was forced to be in a sitcom, a Japanese gameshow, a hospital drama, and a genital herpes commercial.
[There is a slight pause.]
Anyone who tries to do anything to me, harmless or otherwise, should remember that I have guns and I know how to use them.
[Don't touch his shit, losers. :') But on a more serious note:]
I collected data on the spirits that attacked recently -- but I'd appreciate anyone else's experiences to add to what I saw personally.
[And the feed ends.]
Gabriel is a fucking asshole, that's what.
So instead of taking part, Sam is stoutly refusing to be affected through being a stubborn asshole and is instead being a do-good spoilsport, because that is what Sam does best.]
You know, the last time I was on the receiving end of a practical joke, I was put into daytime television hell where I was forced to be in a sitcom, a Japanese gameshow, a hospital drama, and a genital herpes commercial.
[There is a slight pause.]
Anyone who tries to do anything to me, harmless or otherwise, should remember that I have guns and I know how to use them.
[Don't touch his shit, losers. :') But on a more serious note:]
I collected data on the spirits that attacked recently -- but I'd appreciate anyone else's experiences to add to what I saw personally.
[And the feed ends.]