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[smartwinchester]

[So the practical jokes are all in good fun, and Sam is a fan of laughing. But Sam is not really a fan of gods playing tricks on other people, because you know what?

Gabriel is a fucking asshole, that's what.

So instead of taking part, Sam is stoutly refusing to be affected through being a stubborn asshole and is instead being a do-good spoilsport, because that is what Sam does best.]

You know, the last time I was on the receiving end of a practical joke, I was put into daytime television hell where I was forced to be in a sitcom, a Japanese gameshow, a hospital drama, and a genital herpes commercial.

[There is a slight pause.]

Anyone who tries to do anything to me, harmless or otherwise, should remember that I have guns and I know how to use them.

[Don't touch his shit, losers. :') But on a more serious note:]

I collected data on the spirits that attacked recently -- but I'd appreciate anyone else's experiences to add to what I saw personally.

[And the feed ends.]

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[smartwinchester]

[He debates whether or not he wants to say something, but when Sam tries to figure that out, he realizes he doesn't even really know what's wrong. He's just -- tired, depressed, but he can't quite put a finger on why save for 'my same old shitty life'.]

I'm just tired.

[Which is honest and it shows in Sam's face.]

[mulletrock]

Okay. Take it easy.

["Tired," didn't really mean the same thing for them as it did for everyone else.]

I heard about Buffy. If you need someone to take over the next shift, lemme know.

[smartwinchester]

I'm alright for now.

[And he won't give up his spot willingly. But he appreciates the offer, anyway.]

But thanks.

[mulletrock]

Need me to bring you anything?

[Sam having a full time girlfriend is still weird for him but he's trying to be supportive.]