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[teenyoda]

[Hello, Asgard. The entire city is treated to this lovely smiling visage.]


Hey there, Asgard. So, after a lot of thought, I've come to realize I really need to get a job. Preferably not at a pet store.

[Sorry, Scott, but if he had to work around Isaac and Derek, it was likely there'd be some sort of war involving projectile puppies or kittens. No one wanted that, man. No one.]

A man needs to be able to buy the finer things in life. Maybe some of the not so fine things as well. I don't know what the job market's like out here, but Stiles needs some dough.

[He needed to be able to impress, not that it had ever helped him before.]

Is there a sign up place? A help wanted section? A newspaper? Ye olde job market? Come on, help a guy out. I shouldn't have to state the obvious, but heavy lifting isn't my strong suit. Neither is anything involving having to move. Or do things that require effort.

[Okay, so it wasn't that bad, but he wanted to make sure his potential employer had lowered expectations. He might need to slack off to help a certain best friend out and if no one expected anything from him, that gave him a lot of leeway.]

So, any takers?

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[thoughtless]

Can't help you on the job listings, but put me down as a reference.

[ rave reviews, he promises. but holy shit they gave stiles a power, why isn't everyone already dead. ]

[teenyoda]

[The smile turned instantly into a scowl.]

Jackson? What the hell are you doing here?

[Letting Derek in wasn't bad enough, they had to go get the psycho lizard killer as well? Great. Just when he'd been hoping to get Lydia to notice him. Way to ruin that, douche.]

If I was looking for a reference to potentially getting arrested or winding up on a milk carton, yeah, sure, I'd use you.

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[holyfight]

[WHOA, this guy looks just like someone she knows from back home]

Ehhhhhhh?!

[Okay, shock over - he is obviously not Sushigawara]

Umm, there are lots of businesses that travelers run that you could work at!

[teenyoda]

Yeah? Like what? Any that aren't labor intensive? I have a bad... everything.

[Hi, my name's Liar McLiarpants and I'll be serving you some lies today.]

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[tradingsecrets]

You kind of just have to keep looking around until you find something or work with your friends on opening something up.

The people from my world opened a restaurant.

[teenyoda]

Seems I'm a little late to collaborate with friends. My best friend here has a pet store and, um, nope. Can't do it.

[Because his best friend was a bleeding heart who hired jerks and assholes.]

Don't know if I'm really... qualified to be owning anything of my own.

[Stiles knew his limits. He was the research kind of guy, not a 'welcome to my monkey palace, watch them dance' kind of guy. Though, dancing monkeys would be pretty cool.]

[intelligently]

What's wrong with the pet store? [ Don't diss her job, Stiles. Even is Isaac and Derek there are not good parts ]

[teenyoda]

Nothing. I just... allergies.

[He lifted a finger to rub under his nose, smiling at her. Except he wasn't allergic to the critters in the cages as much as he was to the glaringly sourfaced jerks outside of them.]

How're you doing?

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[dreamspinning]

[congratulations, stiles, you have attracted one vaguely creepy androgynous dude. or, at least you've attracted half of him, since he's only showing one side of his face on the video]

I run a bookshop in the Loki district. It will require some modicum of effort, but not a particularly great one.

[teenyoda]

A bookshop, huh? What kind of books?

[Because that was closer to what he was interested in, though he knew lugging and carting them around all day would be a pain in the ass. Maybe he could just... water the ficus?]

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[gymnast]

What's wrong with working at the pet store? [ Not that she really holds it against him - it seems like almost everyone, except for her, from home works there - she's just curious. ]

[teenyoda]

[Oh, hey look who it is. Hi, Allison. Your magical vagina powers won't work on him. Ha, ha, ha.]

I'm sure there's nothing wrong. Nothing at all. Except for who works there. You do know who works there, right?

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[predators]

[ hi stiles, how's it going? look, it's derek, here to judge your life choices because someone has to, right? yeah, even if he's still kinda pissed about the whole apology thing. oh well.

he scoffs. ]

Impressive.

[ except not at all. ]

[teenyoda]

What?

[See that, Derek? That's a scowl just for you. He made it special. Revel in it.]

Oh, I'm sorry, I can't hear you over Scott giving you your job back, which I heard you had before. At the pet store. With all the rest of the dogs. I mean, animals.

[The smile's back and he's aiming it at you, Derek.]

[Video]

[timaeus_testified]

Find anything yet? There's not much of an official market as far as jobs go, like everyone else has said.

[teenyoda]

I've got a line on a couple things. Each one less glamorous than the last, but hey, money's money, right?

Someone should maybe fix that. Have like, a huge post it board in the center of town that has help wanted ads. Or just put up a text based section every week.

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[biifurcatiion]

Tho bathically you want to get paid to do nothing. [That's not a condemnation, because after a pause:] Where do I thign up for a job like that?

[teenyoda]

Well...




Yeah.

I don't know, man. I'm still looking myself.

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[silverkhaleesi]

[Dany frowns with Stiles makes that announcement because she had not thought about the necessity to work. In fact, she has never really had a job, though being a khaleesi and a queen is definitely hard work. But in all honesty, she'd probably be terrible at mundane jobs. Not that she'd be likely to consider them just yet.]

Are we required to work in this world?

[teenyoda]

[Oh, hey, look who it was. It was his favorite dragon lady. Hi, dragon lady.]

I don't know about required, but if you want to get anything that your house doesn't provide for you, having a little extra money's probably not a bad idea.

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[freezerburned]

thank god

lydia is bad enough

[Text]

[teenyoda]

Is there any particular reason for this text other than you being a dick?

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[mccallmemaybe]

Why aren't you wearing the hat?

[ Stiles, you're supposed to wear it all the time as a symbol of their friendship!!! ]

[teenyoda]

Because I'm de-cherrying it. My nose wasn't the only one that got pie rammed up it.

[Seriously, Scott? All the time?]

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[reaction]

[ Unlike Stiles, Damon's got the strength to lift things but he's lacking the motivation. Also this new telekinesis ability of his is giving him all the reasons to never have to lift a finger ever again (once he gets the hang of it that is).

So color him curious about the kid's job prospects. ]

Any luck obtaining a job, clown face?

[teenyoda]

[He gave the face in front of him a blank look. Clown face? What was wrong with his face? He had a nice face. A trusting face. A face that... okay. Maybe his own father didn't trust his face, but he was far from a clown face, thanks.]

Yes, not that I think it's any of your business... jerk... face.

[He was aware of how weak that burn was. Shut up.]