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[teenyoda]

[Hello, Asgard. The entire city is treated to this lovely smiling visage.]


Hey there, Asgard. So, after a lot of thought, I've come to realize I really need to get a job. Preferably not at a pet store.

[Sorry, Scott, but if he had to work around Isaac and Derek, it was likely there'd be some sort of war involving projectile puppies or kittens. No one wanted that, man. No one.]

A man needs to be able to buy the finer things in life. Maybe some of the not so fine things as well. I don't know what the job market's like out here, but Stiles needs some dough.

[He needed to be able to impress, not that it had ever helped him before.]

Is there a sign up place? A help wanted section? A newspaper? Ye olde job market? Come on, help a guy out. I shouldn't have to state the obvious, but heavy lifting isn't my strong suit. Neither is anything involving having to move. Or do things that require effort.

[Okay, so it wasn't that bad, but he wanted to make sure his potential employer had lowered expectations. He might need to slack off to help a certain best friend out and if no one expected anything from him, that gave him a lot of leeway.]

So, any takers?

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[freezerburned]

just thought id show my support

i almost took a job as a bike messenger before scott blackmailed me to work for him

so theyre prob still hiring

[teenyoda]

Biking isn't my thing. That's why I had a car.

[freezerburned]

that thing passes for a car?

too bad though. it can be pretty fun

[teenyoda]

For you, maybe. My fun's more along the line of online games or porn books.

I'll remember that remark about my car. You will never ride in her ever. Not even if you're bleeding out of your eyes.

[freezerburned]

her

let me guess: you named it too?

[teenyoda]

All vehicles are girls. Duh.

No.

[freezerburned]

mmhm

whats the name?

[teenyoda]

I said I didn't name her. XP

[freezerburned]

and im saying youre a liar

whatever. you dont have a car here do you?

[teenyoda]

That'd be the liar calling the liar a liar.

Liar.

No. I have squat here. That includes not having a bike, which I wouldn't want anyway.

[freezerburned]

why are you calling me a liar?

ah. hence the job request i guess

[teenyoda]

If the lie fits...

I've got a couple options. Might take them both.

[freezerburned]

whatever

oh? and they are?

[teenyoda]

Book store and pie store. With free pie. All the pie. Pie.

[freezerburned]

pie and no biking

youre going to get fat

[teenyoda]

Nope. High metabolism. It's why I'm all skin and freckles. You might want to look into getting that bike messenger job, though. :D

[freezerburned]

you probably just burn it all off talking people to death

[Totally ignoring that dig, wow Stiles, rude.]

[teenyoda]

Ha ha ha. That was so funny. You should do standup. I totally wouldn't heckle you.

[Yes he would.]

[freezerburned]

okay look can you stop insulting everyone you see for like two seconds

this is important ok i want to ask you something

[teenyoda]

[...

If this wasn't important, Isaac...]

What.

Private :) 1/2

[freezerburned]

jackson is here

and im pretty sure youre the only person around who hates him as much as i do

[Allison actually likes him, Scott is obsessed with saving him, Lydia is in love with him, Derek considers him pack, Erica is sort of a wildcard, but Isaac just can't see her being mean.]

so

Private

[freezerburned]

if you cover for me and say i was with you ill kick his ass before he leaves

[Private Text]

[teenyoda]

What if he doesn't leave? What if he's stuck here like the rest of us?

Not that I'm saying no. This idea is tempting. Punching him feels good. You'll like it.

[Private Text]

[freezerburned]

then ill deal with him coming after me in revenge, whatever

if he knows whats good for him he wont

and its your word against jackson i mean who is scott gonna believe

[Private Text]

[teenyoda]

I guess that means there's a truce or something between us, huh?