[video] i spy with my little eye

[sleeveless]

Citizens of Asgard. I come bearing only grave news this day. What I believe to be a spy, lurking in our very midst.

[ The camera pans over to a bound and gagged individual that some may in fact recognize from the tail end of the Utgard excursion. ]

He has aroused the suspicions of many with his peculiar behavior. The natives themselves have been able to confirm he is not one of them, as he has tried claiming.

Presently, he can be found in the custody of myself and Sir Gwaine. I wish to seek the council of everyone before we reach the city proper as it is a matter which undeniably concerns the safety of us all.

But as for myself, I would vote for execution to follow his questioning. I have seen firsthand what may happen with prisoners during war. They conspire to escape and wreak further havoc, squandering mercy and endangering good men.

(ooc: edited in-character to clarify.

don't forget about the poll going on. if you've already voted but your character's opinion has been swayed in this post then simply update your vote!)

Comments

[asgardspride]

Where the hell'd we dredge you up from?

[necrowmantic]

The middle of a pretty great war! I was probably about to have an amazingly bloody death, y'know?

[asgardspride]

Riiight. Are you taking this seriously?

[necrowmantic]

Ehh sort of? I joke a lot, but I'm totally serious about death! Anything else would just lead to disappointment, right?

I just don't see what all the fuss is about! If people are bothered by one little death in a war- how're they gonna kill anything themselves?

[asgardspride]

... they aren't. They're going to stand there and sing songs while the giants run them through.

[necrowmantic]

That sounds like an effective way of getting squashed, nya ha!

...How do you choose the people who come here? I mean. You might have more success in your war if you checked for things like "have killed someone before." Or "have killed MANY someones before and liked it."

[asgardspride]

That would be my brother's department. I have some taste.

[necrowmantic]

So what do you do around here?

[asgardspride]

...

You must be new here.

[necrowmantic]

Sure am!

Is it something cool?

[asgardspride]

I'm a god, the most beautiful of them. Ok, lesson time's over. You can ask someone that's got the patience for it.

[necrowmantic]

Ohh so your job is to preen and stuff? That's kinda weird, but okay! Thanks for the info.

[asgardspride]

[Henry, you are so lucky he stopped listening when he shut off. He would be sorely tempted to hex you for that one. hehe.]

[necrowmantic]

[Henry would be so disappointed to learn that he missed out on the chance of being awesomely hexed by the prettiest god. ♥ ]