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♞ sir percival ([personal profile] sleeveless) wrote in [community profile] asgardeventide2013-05-27 06:58 pm

[video] i spy with my little eye

Citizens of Asgard. I come bearing only grave news this day. What I believe to be a spy, lurking in our very midst.

[ The camera pans over to a bound and gagged individual that some may in fact recognize from the tail end of the Utgard excursion. ]

He has aroused the suspicions of many with his peculiar behavior. The natives themselves have been able to confirm he is not one of them, as he has tried claiming.

Presently, he can be found in the custody of myself and Sir Gwaine. I wish to seek the council of everyone before we reach the city proper as it is a matter which undeniably concerns the safety of us all.

But as for myself, I would vote for execution to follow his questioning. I have seen firsthand what may happen with prisoners during war. They conspire to escape and wreak further havoc, squandering mercy and endangering good men.

(ooc: edited in-character to clarify.

don't forget about the poll going on. if you've already voted but your character's opinion has been swayed in this post then simply update your vote!)
timaeus_testified: (And in my heart I can't contain it.)

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[personal profile] timaeus_testified 2013-05-28 04:59 pm (UTC)(link)
In case you fuckin forgot, my ancestor wasn't weak. That's getting away from the point.

It's stupid to kill the guy in broad daylight, it's not stupid to imprison then make him 'disappear'. [He's not at all sitting on his ass and watching people die because they let trouble live.]
Edited (stupid typos) 2013-05-28 17:01 (UTC)

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[personal profile] bowdown 2013-05-28 05:03 pm (UTC)(link)
Look, Strider.

I dun care where the mothafuck dies and whos watchin'. They gonna know the bitch go hooked by us, 'cuz dis was posted fo' evermoby to sea 'n ebben discuss as if dis should be discussed. [ and the Ice Queen has already hacked this network, of course she will know ]

'Sides, who tells you the travelers are all bubbly and cozy aboat the god's causes? [ as far as you know, Condesce herself could be a spy ] Gotta show the bitches ya ain't swimmin' around.

That is what I did to your kind. I wasn't swimmin' around.
Edited 2013-05-28 17:06 (UTC)
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[personal profile] timaeus_testified 2013-05-28 05:07 pm (UTC)(link)
[The nasty part of this that fuels his rage at her..




Is she's right. He doesn't like this. To say he hates it, sums it up.]
Either way, it's stupid to let the guy live.

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[personal profile] bowdown 2013-05-28 05:12 pm (UTC)(link)
[ oh, but she knows, why do you think she is talking to you~ ]

Surprise surprise, Mister Strider agrees with the Condesce~

[ she didn't even add quirk~ just for you~ ]
timaeus_testified: (pic#6176056)

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[personal profile] timaeus_testified 2013-05-28 05:15 pm (UTC)(link)
[He seethes inwardly. None of it shows oh his face. For now.]

Don't get comfortable with it.

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[personal profile] bowdown 2013-05-29 06:48 am (UTC)(link)
[ and she just. smirks wide at him. like the asshole she is.

And then she logs the fuck out~ ]
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[personal profile] chronologistics 2013-05-29 02:54 am (UTC)(link)
[Legend has it that the Sweet Bro and Hella Jeff series was, at one point, was the singlemost sought-after experience because it was so brilliantly and purely ironic; the singlemost sought-after piece of cult phenomena within more cult phenomena. Mostly because it was so goddamn hard to acquire.

It was pure genius.

Another legend has it that the series, while wearing the guise of the most ironically surreal slapstick comedy to ever be created, was also veiled, near-subliminal protest pieces designed to expose the corporate tyranny slowly taking control of the world.]
chronologistics: ▶▶▮  kinam ([TG] turntechGodhead)

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[personal profile] chronologistics 2013-05-29 02:56 am (UTC)(link)
[Let that churn in your fish bowl for a little bit.]

wow ok
skipping over the shitty fish puns because i dont got any fuckin time for it

one
fuck you
two
keep tossin around wild questions
people might start coming up with some fucking crazy ideas

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[personal profile] bowdown 2013-05-29 06:43 am (UTC)(link)
hm mm

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[personal profile] bowdown 2013-05-29 06:43 am (UTC)(link)
oh shit wait
am i supposed to give a fuck aboat wat you said
tongue3y3s: @andrewhussie (1message.)

[personal profile] tongue3y3s 2013-05-29 06:46 am (UTC)(link)
YOU SHOULD
YOUR3 NOT 4LL TH4T B1G OF 4 D34L H3R3


[dave, dirk. you'd better appreciate her loyalty to your stupid strider asses. she is backsassing the fucking empress for you guys.]

[personal profile] bowdown 2013-05-29 06:52 am (UTC)(link)
clam it blind gurl
or ex blind gurl
idfc
tongue3y3s: @andrewhussie (1message.)

[personal profile] tongue3y3s 2013-05-29 06:55 am (UTC)(link)
T4K3 YOUR OWN 4DV1C3
4LSO
C4T PUNS 4R3 W4Y B3TT3R TH4N F1SH PUNS

[personal profile] bowdown 2013-05-29 06:59 am (UTC)(link)
wow you still carpin
why
oh i know why
cuz you a fuckin disgrace for your mothafuckin race
dat aint new tho
makes me give less fucks aboat watervs you say tho
tongue3y3s: @andrewhussie (1message.)

[personal profile] tongue3y3s 2013-05-29 07:06 am (UTC)(link)
UH-HUH
T3LL M3 HOW YOUR N3W 4SG4RD14N 3MP1R3 1S WORK1NG OUT FOR YOU
WH4TS TH4T
1TS NOT?????
R1GHT
B3C4US3 W1THOUT YOUR FLOCK OF BULG3SLOBB3R1NG H1GHBLOOD M3NT4L C4S3S YOUR3 1RR3L3V4NT
NO B3TT3R TH4N TH3 W34K3ST RUSTBLOOD W1GGL3R 1N TH3 3NT1R3TY OF TH3 BROOD1NG C4V3RNS
SORRY NOT SORRY

[personal profile] bowdown 2013-05-29 07:10 am (UTC)(link)
shit if these r the trolls left don ebben wanna know how the motha fucks that got krilled were
since you so frondly round the pink monekys
why dont you go n ask them aboat some info instead of actin like a mothafuckin 1 sweep old grub
kinda hard minnow
but maybs you get to get somefin righ in yo fink pan for once
aint nomoby got time for your bs
condesce out


[ and she logs off ]
chronologistics: ▶▶▮  kinam (Default)

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[personal profile] chronologistics 2013-05-31 03:00 am (UTC)(link)
gdit
im pretty sure the marriage counselor talked about this
the key to a longlasting partnership is communication and giving a shit

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[personal profile] bowdown 2013-05-31 07:00 am (UTC)(link)
neva was good at this marriage shit yo