first sand dollar (voice)

[unrestrained]

Look-- I get that Gods really don't care about if we want to do something, but could they at least pick better timing? I guess if they have one thing going for them they're not as big of jerks Roman ones. Some Gods really have it out for me. Starting to think I should have ate those Crispy Cheese 'n' Wieners when I had the chance. Take up a job at ROFL, nothing says fun like rainbows.

I mean I'll help, but this place doesn't look like it's under attack. The grey people are creepy, but I've seen weirder. They could be statues...

Anyway, great. So I'm here. Someone mind telling me where I can find a sword and a nice long bath? Something tells me I'm going to need it before this is all over.

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[Video]

[foodshortage]

The war is currently at a standstill. Both sides suffered great blows when there was a siege last.

[Video]

[unrestrained]

How long ago was that?

[Video]

[foodshortage]

Several moons ago. A hundred days, approximately.

[Video]

[unrestrained]

That sounds like we're due for an attack any day. [Because that's basically a life time to him.] So--uh-- what they just have us sleep here? No training for life-or-death battles?

[Video]

[foodshortage]

We arrange that ourselves.

: [Video]

[unrestrained]

Great. How many people actually train?

[Video]

[foodshortage]

A decent amount. However, far from a proper army.