first sand dollar (voice)

[unrestrained]

Look-- I get that Gods really don't care about if we want to do something, but could they at least pick better timing? I guess if they have one thing going for them they're not as big of jerks Roman ones. Some Gods really have it out for me. Starting to think I should have ate those Crispy Cheese 'n' Wieners when I had the chance. Take up a job at ROFL, nothing says fun like rainbows.

I mean I'll help, but this place doesn't look like it's under attack. The grey people are creepy, but I've seen weirder. They could be statues...

Anyway, great. So I'm here. Someone mind telling me where I can find a sword and a nice long bath? Something tells me I'm going to need it before this is all over.

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[wasthemaster]

"Could they pick better timing." That's asking far, far too much of them.

Welcome to Asgard, land we have to restore color to, blah, blah, blah.

[unrestrained]

Hey, sometimes if you ask really nicely they won't turn you into a dolphin. It's worth a shot.

Right. Has anyone tried taking paint to the place yet?

[voice]

[sleeveless]

Come to the Citadel. We have arms to spare.

[voice]

[unrestrained]

Um. Yeah, I don't exactly have any idea where that is.

[voice]

[hollowchild]

The Citadel has no lack of swords, and the bath in your suite in the Welcome Hall isn't so bad. There are public baths in Folkvang, but they cost money.

And no, in general, the gods have little care for our timing.

[voice]

[unrestrained]

Is there a map? I'm getting pretty lost just finding the welcome hall. What kind of money do they take here?

Yeah, that seems to be the way of any god.

video;

[swedge]

You know the Roman gods?

video;

[unrestrained]

Yep. Trust me, they're not that impressive.

[Video]

[5thchild]

In the House you were placed, you can find access to a bathroom in your room.

[Video]

[unrestrained]

At least we get a bathroom. So do we have to share the rooms with a bunch of other people? I really don't want to fight for floor space.

[bowdown]

[ ooc: if you wish for me to drop the quirk and/or the font color, let me know ]

yo dont diss on grey its a fuckin krilliant color ta be

[unrestrained]

[ooc: right now it looks okay! if any changes i'll say. /o\]

Is that why your text is purple?

voice;

[ex_surprising150]

For a sword, you can look at the Citadel. But a bath you can find in the house you were assigned to.

Is there anything else you need?

Re: voice;

[unrestrained]

What kind of swords do they have here?

[A beat.] Um. Yeah. There doesn't have to be a place that gives out free clothes, is there? [Because he doesn't want to be laughed at for wearing a toga.]

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[sworntovalor]

[Wow, Lancelot is just entirely confused. Were these words, that you were using? Sure didn't sound that way to him.]

I - am certain I am missing requests as I must confess I understood very little of what you have said. But you may find a shower in the welcome hall of your God house, and weapons can be provided in the Citadel.

Re: video;

[unrestrained]

[They are words. The best of words. Okay, may not really, Percy didn't want to revisit most of those things, but he's not going to say that.]

No, sounds like you got it all. You probably don't want to know what the rest of that is anyway. [A pause.] Any decent swords? Doesn't look like mine's working.

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[getinthechariot]

At least you acknowledge the gods! Most of the people I've spoken with here don't believe in them.

video

[unrestrained]

I'd say it's hard not to acknowledge them. I've seen enough of them to know I can be turned into a sea urchin if they get bored.

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[starktomboy]

Why should a god care about what we have to do back home? They want us here to fight their battles should the arise and that is all.

[She's learned that they definitely don't care here.]

video;

[unrestrained]

Yeah, well, most Gods I know do that anyway. [A shrug.] That's when you catch them in an embarrassing moment and then they owe you.

[Video]

[foodshortage]

The war is currently at a standstill. Both sides suffered great blows when there was a siege last.

[Video]

[unrestrained]

How long ago was that?

[scarygirl]

I assume you have only just arrived, and so don't have the slightest idea how big of -jerks- some of them can be.

[unrestrained]

That's where you're wrong. I'm just saying if the situation's the same they can leave me where I was.

[Video]

[canmakemore]

So you have had experiences with gods before, hmm? Interesting.

[Video]

[unrestrained]

More than I'd like. Seen one god you've seen them all.

video

[airborn]

[There's a lot Rue could say in reply, but...]

They're real people. The gray ones. [She looks at him intently.] Can statues move in your world?

Re: video

[unrestrained]

I didn't say they weren't. Yeah, nothing gets more weird than when a statue of President Lincoln tips his hat off to you before charging off to war.