first sand dollar (voice)

[unrestrained]

Look-- I get that Gods really don't care about if we want to do something, but could they at least pick better timing? I guess if they have one thing going for them they're not as big of jerks Roman ones. Some Gods really have it out for me. Starting to think I should have ate those Crispy Cheese 'n' Wieners when I had the chance. Take up a job at ROFL, nothing says fun like rainbows.

I mean I'll help, but this place doesn't look like it's under attack. The grey people are creepy, but I've seen weirder. They could be statues...

Anyway, great. So I'm here. Someone mind telling me where I can find a sword and a nice long bath? Something tells me I'm going to need it before this is all over.

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[wasthemaster]

"Could they pick better timing." That's asking far, far too much of them.

Welcome to Asgard, land we have to restore color to, blah, blah, blah.

[unrestrained]

Hey, sometimes if you ask really nicely they won't turn you into a dolphin. It's worth a shot.

Right. Has anyone tried taking paint to the place yet?

[wasthemaster]

Loads of experience being a dolphin then?

I wouldn't be surprised if Rapunzel started to try, but as far as I know that doesn't help.

[unrestrained]

Actually, no, but I have been turned into a hamster. Never visit tropical islands, they're tourist traps.

Doesn't hurt to check. So-- what-- we just wait around and do nothing? I know I'm new here but that doesn't sound too helpful.

[wasthemaster]

And I've been a ferret. I guess that means I win. [Why he just admitted that, who knows. Maybe he just doesn't care anymore.

...no Draco's always going to care about that, but at least someone might understand.]

Not exactly. They expect us to do a variety of things...live life here and build relationships, mainly. On top of that we're fighting wars that aren't our own, and you're lucky you just missed out on their idea of fun. They like to turn to us for their own entertainment.

[unrestrained]

You know, I don't think that's a contest I'd want to win. [Companionship, what every kid needs. Percy understands though, oh too well.]


That sounds about just like every other God I know. Sounds like I'll fit right in.

[wasthemaster]

I never said it was a prize I wanted. Trust me on that.

So how much do you know about the gods anyway? Or gods in general, I guess.

[unrestrained]

You could've fooled me.

Depends on the Gods. I'm not too sure on Norse gods, but so far they're acting like the ones I know. Jerks, always want you to bow down, and never seem to listen.

[wasthemaster]

Do I even want to know why you're so familiar with them?

[voice]

[sleeveless]

Come to the Citadel. We have arms to spare.

[unrestrained]

Hey, I don't even wanna know why I'm so familiar with them.

[voice]

[unrestrained]

Um. Yeah, I don't exactly have any idea where that is.

[voice]

[hollowchild]

The Citadel has no lack of swords, and the bath in your suite in the Welcome Hall isn't so bad. There are public baths in Folkvang, but they cost money.

And no, in general, the gods have little care for our timing.

video;

[swedge]

You know the Roman gods?

[Video]

[5thchild]

In the House you were placed, you can find access to a bathroom in your room.

[bowdown]

[ ooc: if you wish for me to drop the quirk and/or the font color, let me know ]

yo dont diss on grey its a fuckin krilliant color ta be

voice;

[ex_surprising150]

For a sword, you can look at the Citadel. But a bath you can find in the house you were assigned to.

Is there anything else you need?

[wasthemaster]

Rhetorical question. So, what is it?

video;

[unrestrained]

Yep. Trust me, they're not that impressive.

[unrestrained]

[ooc: right now it looks okay! if any changes i'll say. /o\]

Is that why your text is purple?

video;

[swedge]

Sorry, guess I'm still getting used to meeting mythological beings up close.

[ okay not really, but still. ]

Your Welcome House should have showers, though. Citadel's got plenty of swords and shit, too, if you're more into the ancient weapons.

[unrestrained]

My dad's Poseidon. [See the irony in being kidnapped by Norse Gods?]

[voice]

[unrestrained]

Is there a map? I'm getting pretty lost just finding the welcome hall. What kind of money do they take here?

Yeah, that seems to be the way of any god.

[wasthemaster]

...your dad's who. [Yes. Yes, that name is familiar, but.]

Re: voice;

[unrestrained]

What kind of swords do they have here?

[A beat.] Um. Yeah. There doesn't have to be a place that gives out free clothes, is there? [Because he doesn't want to be laughed at for wearing a toga.]