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[watchoutforthattree]

George not one to complain but this worst jungle George ever seen.

[The long-haired man facing the video feed nods solemnly. If there is one thing the King of the Jungle knows it’s jungles.]

See, most important thing in jungle is trees. Trees home for animals. George not see many animals. Without home, animals go elsewhere. George want go elsewhere too.

[George thump—sorry. Our intrepid, leopard-skin wearing hero thumps his chest for emphasis.]

George try climbing building but building not got branches for climbing like tree. Then George try swing from strange round vine, but vine break and George get owie. George not mind owie so much. George strong! But if George not got vines to swing from, then George sad. George go look for better jungle.

So, if gods want George to stay and protect jungle, gods better plant lots of trees. George not demanding. George help! But George just saying. This jungle needs a lot of work.

[And with another sage nod, George ends the feed. Or tries to. It appears that the state of Asgard’s jungle is not the only problem facing our beloved Jungle King.]

Why strange button not work? George sure George press just like grey ape with no face show Geor—

[And thus George’s first network post came to a sudden end.]

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[gwenhwyfar]

...

[Hang on for a moment. Regina looks him over in puzzlement. If she were to criticize him for what he was wearing, she has no room to judge.]

Lot of work? There's only a scrap of trees in this world. Why do you speak so strangely?

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[watchoutforthattree]

[George is visibly startled.]

Strange bracelet work just like grey ape with no face say!

[Anyway, to the question.]

Jungle needs lots of trees. George work hard to plant more! George talk pretty good.

video; omg im screaming

[badwolf]

[Well. Rose has dealt with men like George before. Sort of. She got married to a cave man by accident once! And George seems a mountain smarter, by far. Not saying the caveman was dumb. He wasn't. But you know. Slightly more up-to-date.]

I'm afraid there isn't any leaving here, mate. Sorry.

video; tarzan style, right?

[watchoutforthattree]

[Rose gets a reassuring smile.]

Oh, George not leave grey-jungle in mess like this. George here to help.

( NOT HERE )

[robb]

[ fry s q u i n t. Is this a wildling? ]

[vidya]

[holyfight]

Oh, that's because this isn't a jungle! This is a city!

Well, it's more of a town, but you get the idea, right?

[vidya]

[watchoutforthattree]

Concrete jungle?

[fuckton]

[Deb just can't resist:]

Did someone fucking drop you on your god damn head or something?

[watchoutforthattree]

Oh, George hit head lots of times! [George taps his head with his knuckles to demonstrate.]

George skull thick.

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[gandrtails]

That's because it's obviously not a jungle.

What kind of jungle has shops and stuff like that?

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[watchoutforthattree]

Concrete jungle.

[Fortunately Ursula explained modern city life to George before she left for work. Unfortunately, George ... well. Understood selected parts of it.]

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[ventoaureo]

[What...oh, it's a jungle man, evidently- oh, this should be interesting.]

Excuse me, but this isn't your typical jungle. Although, let me ask, what did the maiden in front tell you of regarding powers?

[...That loincloth is really distracting.]

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[watchoutforthattree]

Maiden? George not meet any maiden.

Grey no-face ape tell George he have power of Strength but George already knew that.

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[tigers]

[ Moran just stares at the feed for a long moment, unsure of what to think. Congratulations, George. You've even rendered Sebastian Moran momentarily speechless. ]

I'm liable to agree, chum, but I must ask: which jungle have you just crawled out of, precisely?

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[watchoutforthattree]

[Clearly George just lucky.]

George at home in any jungle, but George's jungle also known as Bukuvu.

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[competition]

It's more like a city than a jungle... [ He scratches his cheek a bit. IS THIS A JUNGLE MAN?! HOW COOL--Pikachu on the other hand is staring.

This is a man, right? Needs a haircut-- ]

There's a forest through the Gates of Fog though if that helps. [ Maybe not a jungle, but... ]

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[watchoutforthattree]

[George is equally as fascinated as Pikachu by this exchange, trying to get all up in the video feed to see better.]

George never seen animal friend like yellow animal friend!

What mean 'Gates of Frog'?

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[tipsygnostalgia]

Before you worry about jungles, maybe you should put on some clothes.

...Or not. [Pretty buff random crazy dude, god damn.]

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[watchoutforthattree]

Come to think of it, strange grey jungle pretty cold.

[ :/ ]

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[comeonthensexy]

...

[ This is incredibly amusing. ]

Did someone tell you it's a jungle?

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[watchoutforthattree]

[George nods, with a little wave for you Doctor. This is getting a tad repetitive.]

Concrete jungle.

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[hadbadays]

[ Wow. Is this for real.

He's stepping out of text just because, okay, he can't help but doubt this guy can read. Maybe it's bad sport to make assumptions like that or something but... better safe than sorry? ]

It's called a concrete jungle. Not that It's big enough to be a concrete jungle, but that's what you often call big cities.

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[watchoutforthattree]

[In George's case, it's a safe assumption. Underestimation is key.]

That what George keep saying. Maybe apes of grey-jungle never seen proper Jungle.

[But this guy at least knows what he's talking about. You, John, you get the full George grin.]

You sound like you know jungle.

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[daddyissues]

[He isn't sure what to make of this new arrival, though he does wonder briefly if the gods will entertain the request for more tree space. That would be cool. Unlikely, though, and Connor knows what it's like going from wilderness to a city. He scratches his head and turns the video back on.]

First, George might need a warmer jacket.

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[watchoutforthattree]

[Oh, Connor. You are a brave, brave soul.]

What mean jacket?

permatext; anonymous

[deduce]

your grammar needs work.

permatext; anonymous

[watchoutforthattree]

[Unfortunately, so does George's literacy.]