[Video]

[watchoutforthattree]

George not one to complain but this worst jungle George ever seen.

[The long-haired man facing the video feed nods solemnly. If there is one thing the King of the Jungle knows it’s jungles.]

See, most important thing in jungle is trees. Trees home for animals. George not see many animals. Without home, animals go elsewhere. George want go elsewhere too.

[George thump—sorry. Our intrepid, leopard-skin wearing hero thumps his chest for emphasis.]

George try climbing building but building not got branches for climbing like tree. Then George try swing from strange round vine, but vine break and George get owie. George not mind owie so much. George strong! But if George not got vines to swing from, then George sad. George go look for better jungle.

So, if gods want George to stay and protect jungle, gods better plant lots of trees. George not demanding. George help! But George just saying. This jungle needs a lot of work.

[And with another sage nod, George ends the feed. Or tries to. It appears that the state of Asgard’s jungle is not the only problem facing our beloved Jungle King.]

Why strange button not work? George sure George press just like grey ape with no face show Geor—

[And thus George’s first network post came to a sudden end.]

Comments

video;

[gwenhwyfar]

...

[Hang on for a moment. Regina looks him over in puzzlement. If she were to criticize him for what he was wearing, she has no room to judge.]

Lot of work? There's only a scrap of trees in this world. Why do you speak so strangely?

video;

[watchoutforthattree]

[George is visibly startled.]

Strange bracelet work just like grey ape with no face say!

[Anyway, to the question.]

Jungle needs lots of trees. George work hard to plant more! George talk pretty good.

video;

[gwenhwyfar]

Yes, you speak through them. If you want to plant trees, by all means. I'll support that endeavor.

[Of all things considered, it's a justified reaction, she'll give him that.]

You refer to yourself in third person.

video;

[watchoutforthattree]

George not understand strange grey jungle juju but George willing to take white ape's word for it.

[Pause. George frowns, turning to give his surroundings a confused stare. Not finding what he's looking for he turns back to the video feed.]

One. [He taps his own chest.] Two. [You're getting pointed at Regina.]

[Expectant pause. Where is this third person?]

video; omg im screaming

[badwolf]

[Well. Rose has dealt with men like George before. Sort of. She got married to a cave man by accident once! And George seems a mountain smarter, by far. Not saying the caveman was dumb. He wasn't. But you know. Slightly more up-to-date.]

I'm afraid there isn't any leaving here, mate. Sorry.

video; tarzan style, right?

[watchoutforthattree]

[Rose gets a reassuring smile.]

Oh, George not leave grey-jungle in mess like this. George here to help.

video; is there any other way to scream?

[badwolf]

[...Oh. Well, then.]

Really? You wouldn't rather go home?

video; incorrectly?

[watchoutforthattree]

George miss Jungle! But grey no face ape explained. Asgard Jungle need George's help.

( NOT HERE )

[robb]

[ fry s q u i n t. Is this a wildling? ]

[vidya]

[holyfight]

Oh, that's because this isn't a jungle! This is a city!

Well, it's more of a town, but you get the idea, right?

[fuckton]

[Deb just can't resist:]

Did someone fucking drop you on your god damn head or something?

video;

[gandrtails]

That's because it's obviously not a jungle.

What kind of jungle has shops and stuff like that?

[video]

[ventoaureo]

[What...oh, it's a jungle man, evidently- oh, this should be interesting.]

Excuse me, but this isn't your typical jungle. Although, let me ask, what did the maiden in front tell you of regarding powers?

[...That loincloth is really distracting.]

[watchoutforthattree]

Oh, George hit head lots of times! [George taps his head with his knuckles to demonstrate.]

George skull thick.

video;

[watchoutforthattree]

Concrete jungle.

[Fortunately Ursula explained modern city life to George before she left for work. Unfortunately, George ... well. Understood selected parts of it.]

[video]

[watchoutforthattree]

Maiden? George not meet any maiden.

Grey no-face ape tell George he have power of Strength but George already knew that.

[vidya]

[watchoutforthattree]

Concrete jungle?

video; holla.

[badwolf]

[Well if the city needs emotion, she has a feeling it's in no short supply with George here. He's so .. upbeat. It makes her smile. Genuinely. That's something.]

Wish I had your enthusiasm about it.

video; /o/

[watchoutforthattree]

George just lucky that way.

[video]

[ventoaureo]

Grey no-face ape? [Oh, he means the maid.] Never mind what I said about a maiden then.

Strength? So that's Thor...George, right? Allow me to introduce myself. Giorno Giovanna, at your service. And this isn't your typical jungle, it's a civilization. You'll...be here for a while.

[video]

[watchoutforthattree]

[George waves, cheerfully.] Hi Giorno! George happy to meet new friend.

[Civilisation goes right over George's head, but the tone at least registers.] George not want to stay in grey-jungle for while, but least George know that Ape take good care of Jungle while George here.

video;

[badwolf]

So you're George... You're um, King of the Jungle, yeah? Did you grow up in a Jungle?

Oh. My name's Rose.

video;

[watchoutforthattree]

George grew up in the Jungle! George raised by Apes.

Hi Rose! George happy to meet so many nice apes in this jungle.

video;

[badwolf]

What, apes? Really? [THIS IS NEW AND INTERESTING TELL HER MORE.]

You sound like a friend of mine when you say that. [Sad smiles all around.] Or he used to say it.

video;

[watchoutforthattree]

Apes treat George like brother. George not even realize George adopted.

[Oh no, not sad smiles!]

Rose friend sad?