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[watchoutforthattree]

George not one to complain but this worst jungle George ever seen.

[The long-haired man facing the video feed nods solemnly. If there is one thing the King of the Jungle knows it’s jungles.]

See, most important thing in jungle is trees. Trees home for animals. George not see many animals. Without home, animals go elsewhere. George want go elsewhere too.

[George thump—sorry. Our intrepid, leopard-skin wearing hero thumps his chest for emphasis.]

George try climbing building but building not got branches for climbing like tree. Then George try swing from strange round vine, but vine break and George get owie. George not mind owie so much. George strong! But if George not got vines to swing from, then George sad. George go look for better jungle.

So, if gods want George to stay and protect jungle, gods better plant lots of trees. George not demanding. George help! But George just saying. This jungle needs a lot of work.

[And with another sage nod, George ends the feed. Or tries to. It appears that the state of Asgard’s jungle is not the only problem facing our beloved Jungle King.]

Why strange button not work? George sure George press just like grey ape with no face show Geor—

[And thus George’s first network post came to a sudden end.]

Comments

[vidya]

[holyfight]

Oh, that's because this isn't a jungle! This is a city!

Well, it's more of a town, but you get the idea, right?

[vidya]

[watchoutforthattree]

Concrete jungle?

[holyfight]

Oh yes! That's what they call it sometimes! Although they usually call bigger cities that instead of a littler town like this!

[watchoutforthattree]

George work hard to make this jungle to be proud of!

[holyfight]

Are you from a jungle, George-san? Like a real one?

[watchoutforthattree]

Better than that. George king of Jungle.

[holyfight]

Oh! Congratulations!

But I thought lions were the king of the jungle!

[watchoutforthattree]

Previous Jungle King was lion! George defeat in single combat. Now Leon and George good friends.

[holyfight]

Congratulations! Was it hard to beat a lion? Or was he a big softy?

[watchoutforthattree]

Leon seasoned fighter, with much jungle cunning and mean left paw. But George has meaner left hook.

[holyfight]

Did he have a spot where you could scratch him and he'd roll over and purr?

[watchoutforthattree]

-- that big jungle secret. How orange ape know?

[holyfight]

Aren't all kitties like that?

[watchoutforthattree]

Leon really just very, very big kitty.

But this big jungle secret.

[holyfight]

I'm learning all sorts of big jungle secrets today!

Don't worry, I won't tell!

[watchoutforthattree]

Orange-ape not going to tell George that tookie-tookie bird got here first?

[holyfight]

Eh? What's a tookie-tookie bird?