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asgardeventide2013-02-10 02:42 pm
watchoutforthattree) wrote in asgardeventide2013-02-10 02:42 pm
[Video]
George not one to complain but this worst jungle George ever seen.
[The long-haired man facing the video feed nods solemnly. If there is one thing the King of the Jungle knows it’s jungles.]
See, most important thing in jungle is trees. Trees home for animals. George not see many animals. Without home, animals go elsewhere. George want go elsewhere too.
[George thump—sorry. Our intrepid, leopard-skin wearing hero thumps his chest for emphasis.]
George try climbing building but building not got branches for climbing like tree. Then George try swing from strange round vine, but vine break and George get owie. George not mind owie so much. George strong! But if George not got vines to swing from, then George sad. George go look for better jungle.
So, if gods want George to stay and protect jungle, gods better plant lots of trees. George not demanding. George help! But George just saying. This jungle needs a lot of work.
[And with another sage nod, George ends the feed. Or tries to. It appears that the state of Asgard’s jungle is not the only problem facing our beloved Jungle King.]
Why strange button not work? George sure George press just like grey ape with no face show Geor—
[And thus George’s first network post came to a sudden end.]
[The long-haired man facing the video feed nods solemnly. If there is one thing the King of the Jungle knows it’s jungles.]
See, most important thing in jungle is trees. Trees home for animals. George not see many animals. Without home, animals go elsewhere. George want go elsewhere too.
[George thump—sorry. Our intrepid, leopard-skin wearing hero thumps his chest for emphasis.]
George try climbing building but building not got branches for climbing like tree. Then George try swing from strange round vine, but vine break and George get owie. George not mind owie so much. George strong! But if George not got vines to swing from, then George sad. George go look for better jungle.
So, if gods want George to stay and protect jungle, gods better plant lots of trees. George not demanding. George help! But George just saying. This jungle needs a lot of work.
[And with another sage nod, George ends the feed. Or tries to. It appears that the state of Asgard’s jungle is not the only problem facing our beloved Jungle King.]
Why strange button not work? George sure George press just like grey ape with no face show Geor—
[And thus George’s first network post came to a sudden end.]
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George not follow.
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But I like ya, just as you are.
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George do his best not to change. George wouldn't want to disappoint new friend!
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[And funnily enough, she is. What a weird fucking world.]