asgardeventide | 001 > Nepeta: purrsue enquiries

:33 < *ac yawns and covers her mouth with her paw befur taking a look around*
:33 < *this isnt where she went to sl33p yesterday, she thinks as she grooms her fur*
:33 < *the sl33py kitty doesnt remember falling asleep at all, actually!*
:33 < *so she finds it purrty unusual that shes somewhere so different now*
:33 < and this device is weird beclaws theres no trollian on it at all!
:33 < so it takes a pawfully long time to type all this
:33 < *ac bats at the display some more with her paws*
:33 < this is a pretty cute bracelet though :33

:33 < i dont suppaws any of my furrends are around here?
:33 < they are grey like me and have horns and some of them like karkitty yell a lot
:33 < i would appurreciate it furry much if anyone could tell me where to find them :33
:33 < especially equius beclaws im worried about him
:33 < hes big and has a broken horn and wears sunglasses all the time!
:33 < i guess thats it fur now!

[A few seconds of video flash on after the text cuts out - a small grey troll with cat-like horns and a kitty hat is indeed pawing at the bracelet's display, looking a great deal more anxious than the text let on.]

It can't be true, nuh uh, I was just having a furry furry bad dream...oh no! Oops.

[She notices her mistake with the transmission, and this time it cuts off finally.]

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wow iit took a long a22 tiime for you two 2how up.
2up np.

:33 < i didnt mean to take long!
:33 < hi sollux :33
:33 < have you b33n here a long time then??

oh yeah.
iive been here longer than any of u2.
iif only they handed out award2 for 2ufferiing the longe2t, iid have that 2hiit locked down.
well, iid probably have two 2hare iit wiith tv, he cant even catch a break long enough two get the hell out of here.
and 2poiiler2, iit doe2nt 2top 2uckiing any le22 ju2t becau2e theyve kept you hangiing around forever.

:33 < you dont like it?
:33 < it s33ms like a nice place so far though :OO
:33 < whats b33n happening while i wasnt here?

battle2, poiintle22 2ociial gatheriing2, banal romantiic 2ubplot2, more battle2, conde2cendiing 2peeche2 from people who call them2elve2 god2, a campiing triip that ended iin fiire, and death.
iin 2ummary, a 2tiinkiing mountaiin of hoofbea2t2hiit.

:33 < death doesnt sound much good ://
:33 < social gatherings and romantic subplots sound fun though!
:33 < a bit of fighting too X33
:33 < cant you just stay in your hive when you dont want anything to do with them, sollux?

ehhhhh, iit2 not alway2 that 2iimple.
liike 2grub, you know, you could 2iit iin your hiive and 2ay fuck iit, ii refu2e two be jerked around by 2ome extradiimen2iional viideo game from hell and ii am not goiing two do anythiing and iitd fiind 2ome way two kiick you out and get a move on 2omewhere.

:33 < i s33 what you mean ://
:33 < isnt there anything you like about being here?

ehhhhhhhhh.
ii am not dead or bliind yet.
ii can get behiind both of tho2e thiing2.
al2o the food doe2nt 2uck?

:33 < those are definitely both good things!!
:33 < ooh yes
:33 < aradia was telling me about pizza!
:33 < have you had that?

yeah...
waiit np are you 2ayiing you have never had piizza?
becau2e piizza ii2 not a new or uniique iinventiion.

:33 < it isnt?!
:33 < ...well, mostly i just ate whatever i hunted back home
:33 < i wasnt exactly close to anywhere where i could buy food

ii wa2 about two 2ay
what about your pet 2weaty douchebag, and then ii remembered that he wouldnt know good ta2te iif iit waved a bulge iin hii2 face and 2o he2 probably never had piizza.
iit2 ok np.
you can correct thii2 over2iight iin your educatiion.
we al2o have the2e thiing2 called juiiceboxe2, tho2e are al2o pretty great.

:33 < he purrobably wouldnt think its healthy
:33 < and yes, im going to make some soon with aradia!!
:33 < juiceboxes?

really.
np thii2 ii2 2o iincrediibly 2ad.
ii mean ii am actually 2eriiou2ly perturbed at what you are telliing me, how have you exii2ted thii2 long wiithout piizza and juiice boxe2, how can you con2iider your liife fulfiilliing at all.
ii wiill even generou2ly giive you a juiice box, ju2t two correct thii2 2eriiou2 over2iight iin your educatiion a2 a per2on.

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