bestestfurrend: (uhmmm)
Nepeta Leijon ♌ arsenicCatnip ([personal profile] bestestfurrend) wrote in [community profile] asgardeventide2013-02-06 07:21 pm

001 > Nepeta: purrsue enquiries

:33 < *ac yawns and covers her mouth with her paw befur taking a look around*
:33 < *this isnt where she went to sl33p yesterday, she thinks as she grooms her fur*
:33 < *the sl33py kitty doesnt remember falling asleep at all, actually!*
:33 < *so she finds it purrty unusual that shes somewhere so different now*
:33 < and this device is weird beclaws theres no trollian on it at all!
:33 < so it takes a pawfully long time to type all this
:33 < *ac bats at the display some more with her paws*
:33 < this is a pretty cute bracelet though :33

:33 < i dont suppaws any of my furrends are around here?
:33 < they are grey like me and have horns and some of them like karkitty yell a lot
:33 < i would appurreciate it furry much if anyone could tell me where to find them :33
:33 < especially equius beclaws im worried about him
:33 < hes big and has a broken horn and wears sunglasses all the time!
:33 < i guess thats it fur now!


[A few seconds of video flash on after the text cuts out - a small grey troll with cat-like horns and a kitty hat is indeed pawing at the bracelet's display, looking a great deal more anxious than the text let on.]

It can't be true, nuh uh, I was just having a furry furry bad dream...oh no! Oops.

[She notices her mistake with the transmission, and this time it cuts off finally.]
biifurcatiion: ([pester])

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[personal profile] biifurcatiion 2013-03-20 02:21 am (UTC)(link)
ii wa2 about two 2ay
what about your pet 2weaty douchebag, and then ii remembered that he wouldnt know good ta2te iif iit waved a bulge iin hii2 face and 2o he2 probably never had piizza.
iit2 ok np.
you can correct thii2 over2iight iin your educatiion.
we al2o have the2e thiing2 called juiiceboxe2, tho2e are al2o pretty great.
biifurcatiion: ([pester])

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[personal profile] biifurcatiion 2013-04-08 03:54 pm (UTC)(link)
really.
np thii2 ii2 2o iincrediibly 2ad.
ii mean ii am actually 2eriiou2ly perturbed at what you are telliing me, how have you exii2ted thii2 long wiithout piizza and juiice boxe2, how can you con2iider your liife fulfiilliing at all.
ii wiill even generou2ly giive you a juiice box, ju2t two correct thii2 2eriiou2 over2iight iin your educatiion a2 a per2on.