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[cancerass]

OKAY, FUCK IT.

I WAS HERE A FEW TIMES BEFORE? GREAT. JUST REMEMBER THAT ANYTHING THAT I MAY HAVE DONE BEFORE DOESN'T HAVE THE SAME IMPACT ON ME NOW. IF THERE'S SOMETHING IMPORTANT I NEED TO KNOW, THEN FOR GOD'S SAKE YOU BETTER LET ME KNOW.

ONLY FORGET ABOUT IT. YOU'VE PROBABLY ALREADY TOLD ME. WHATEVER. NOT GONNA LIE, IT'S KIND OF MORE TO TAKE IN THAN I WOULD HAVE HOPED.

[There's a pause.]

SO, WHAT SHOULD SOMEONE DO IF THEY'RE LOOKING FOR A JOB? LIKE TO KILL TIME OR WHATEVER.
WHERE SHOULD THEY GO? WE BETTER NOT BE BOUND TO DISTRICTS OR WHATEVER. THAT WOULD BE STUPID.

Comments

audio;

[cancerass]

FUNNY, YOU'RE THE ONLY ONE I'VE HEARD COMPLAIN.

WHAT DOES THAT SAY ABOUT YOUR COMPREHENSION SKILLS?

audio;

[parasiteye]

That I fucking hate you things, that's what!

audio;

[cancerass]

...OKAY. YOU'RE NEVER ALLOWED TO CALL ANYONE AN IDIOT AGAIN.
YOU'D HAVE TO BE CHARGED ON LIKE FIVE COUNTS OF HYPOCRISY.

audio;

[parasiteye]

[ CRY Kaz doesn't even know the meaning of that word ]

I can call anyone and idiot anytime I want to, Termite.

Re: audio;

[cancerass]

ALSO, IS TERMITE THE BEST YOU CAN DO? I MEAN YEAH IT PISSED ME OFF THE FIRST COUPLE OF TIMES, BUT YOU'RE NOT REALLY GOING TO GET MY GOAT IF YOU KEEP USING THE SAME INSULT OVER AND OVER AGAIN.

audio;

[parasiteye]

What insult?? It's what you guys are! Space Termites!

audio;

[cancerass]

I DON'T REMEMBER TAKING A BITE OUT OF ANYONE'S HIVE.

OH, EXCUSE ME. 'HOUSE'. I'LL REMEMBER TO TALK ON YOUR LEVEL OF COMPREHENSION NEXT TIME GENIUS.

audio;

[parasiteye]

Fuck you, I understand plenty!

audio;

[cancerass]

YEP. YOU'VE SURE PROVEN THAT TO ME.

audio;

[parasiteye]

Shut up! It's called being from different worlds, ass!

audio;

[cancerass]

OH, YOU MEAN THE POINT I'VE BEEN TRYING TO MAKE TO YOU THROUGHOUT THIS ENTIRE CONVERSATION?

audio;

[parasiteye]

Shut up Termite. You're an alien, you don't count!

audio;

[cancerass]

OKAY, AWESOME.

THEN YOUR POINT DOESN'T MEAN SHIT TO ME EITHER.

audio;

[parasiteye]

I'm not an alien!!

audio;

[cancerass]

FROM WHERE I'M STANDING, YOU'RE TOTALLY THE ALIEN HERE.

audio;

[parasiteye]

I'm not the one with grey skin and ugly yellow eyes, Termite. You're more alien than I am.

audio;

[cancerass]

EXACTLY. YOU'RE THE ONE WITH WHAT I ASSUME IS WHITE EYES AND NON GREY SKIN. SO YOU'RE THE ALIEN HERE.

Re: audio;

[parasiteye]

Black eyes, genius.

audio;

[cancerass]

WHATEVER.

BEING AN ALIEN ENTAILS THAT YOU ARE A CREATURE FROM ANOTHER PLANET. SO YES, I'M AN ALIEN.

BUT SO ARE YOU, YOU FUCKING DIPSHIT.

audio;

[parasiteye]

At least I'm not annoying as fuck like you! Stop yelling already!

audio;

[cancerass]

OH NO. YOU'RE NOT GETTING ANY SPECIAL PRIVILEGES FROM ME.

I'M NOT THE ONE WHO CAME INTO YOUR POST AND STARTED TALKING SHIT ABOUT YOUR ENTIRE SPECIES. EARN SOME OF MY FUCKING RESPECT, AND MAYBE I'LL LOWER MY VOLUME A DECIBEL OR TWO.

audio;

[parasiteye]

Who wants respect from a shrieking bug?!

audio;

[cancerass]

THAT'S COOL. ENJOY MY SHOUTING THEN ASSHOLE.

[Still has no idea this is Kaz, which somehow makes this better.]

audio;

[parasiteye]

[ The best part is Kaz is a shrieking bug too ]

I'm going to eat you.

audio;

[cancerass]

[Perfection.]

LIKE I'D FUCKING LET YOU. YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW WHERE TO FIND ME.