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[cancerass]

OKAY, FUCK IT.

I WAS HERE A FEW TIMES BEFORE? GREAT. JUST REMEMBER THAT ANYTHING THAT I MAY HAVE DONE BEFORE DOESN'T HAVE THE SAME IMPACT ON ME NOW. IF THERE'S SOMETHING IMPORTANT I NEED TO KNOW, THEN FOR GOD'S SAKE YOU BETTER LET ME KNOW.

ONLY FORGET ABOUT IT. YOU'VE PROBABLY ALREADY TOLD ME. WHATEVER. NOT GONNA LIE, IT'S KIND OF MORE TO TAKE IN THAN I WOULD HAVE HOPED.

[There's a pause.]

SO, WHAT SHOULD SOMEONE DO IF THEY'RE LOOKING FOR A JOB? LIKE TO KILL TIME OR WHATEVER.
WHERE SHOULD THEY GO? WE BETTER NOT BE BOUND TO DISTRICTS OR WHATEVER. THAT WOULD BE STUPID.

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audio;

[cancerass]

FUCK NO I DON'T. SOMEONE JUST TOLD ME WHO YOU WERE.

AND SOMEONE ELSE TOLD ME WE SHARED A LOAD GAPER.

[...]

A BATHROOM.

audio;

[parasiteye]

[ WOW TOILET WAS NOT WHAT HE THOUGHT WHEN HE HEARD 'LOAD GAPER' ]

....Ohhh yeah. I nailed your side shut a few times, that was fun.

Re: audio;

[cancerass]

[OH MY GOD KAZ GET YOUR MIND OUT OF THE GUTTER.]

SOMEHOW THAT DOESN'T SURPRISE ME IN THE SLIGHTEST.

audio;

[parasiteye]

[ LEARN2ASGARDIAN KARCASS ]

At least you know you deserved it.

audio;

[cancerass]

WHATEVER HELPS YOU SLEEP IN THE MORNING.

AT NIGHT.

FUCK, WHATEVER.

audio;

[parasiteye]

[ YOU HEAR THIS KARKAT? THIS IS THE SOUND OF LAUGHTER AT YOUR EXPENSE ]

audio;

[cancerass]

ARE YOU DONE?

ARE WE DONE HERE?

audio;

[parasiteye]

Oh yeah, hahaha. You're definitely done~

audio;

[cancerass]

GOT IT. IGNORING YOU DUMBASS.