asgardeventide | 005 ♒ Video

Good day, Asgard.

[The violet sea troll offers a surprisingly friendly wave, sitting at the oak desk in his room in the Baldr welcome hall. He twirls a feather quill in his other hand as he speaks.]

I came across a grubdisc I had nearly forgotten, an' it reminded me of a question I'd been dyin' to ask you.

[He pauses for emphasis, leaning in to smirk conspiratorially.]

Has anyone here evver felt personally vvictimized by Sollux Captor?

If the answwer is yes, an' I suspect it wwill be, I havve a proposition that you wwill find mutually beneficial.

An' Sol, if you're fuckin' eavvesdroppin' like the slitherbeast in the grass that you are, you should knoww that I intentionally didn't hide this little message from your repulsivve mutant eyes because I wwanted you to knoww just howw many people wwish you wwere fuckin' dead. Maybe you could do them a favvor an' take care a' that little predicament a' your still bein' alivve all on your owwn.

[Didn't hide it, couldn't hide it. Same difference. Either way, he disconnects the video shortly after with a laugh.]

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might i remind you that you wwere the one in MY bathroom

*dracos bathroom

WWHAT FUCK NO
its mine too
evven more so noww that he left

hehehehe
ok, ok
i was just teasing anyway!

wwhatevver
so youre sure youre not invvolvved wwith that wwizard
im just sayin you got awwfully flushed wwhen i implied you might be in one a his quadrants

because he is my best friend :(
i tried to have feelings for him!!! he is a really great guy
and if we could just date each other it would basically solve all of our problems
but zip nada nothing, kissing him is gross

an wwhat if he had feelins for you flushed ones
wwould you reject him

[This is definitely not just about Jade anymore.]

well i would be sad about it but yeah :(
that would be leading him on
it wouldnt be fair to either of us

you wwould evven givve him a chance

either you have feelings for someone or you dont
i wouldnt want someone to be with me if they didnt want to be
that seems like its missing the point

i fuckin thought youd say somethin like that

well why wouldnt i?
anyway draco doesnt have feelings for me and i dont have feelings for him
is the point im trying to make here

yeah im sure its a good point too
at least you wwould be decent enough not to flirt wwith another guy in front a him right
if he did havve feelins for you

ummmm
it really depends on the situation, eridan D:
what do you mean by flirt with?

hug kiss sit in a glubbin PILE wwith

[This is definitely no longer about Jade.]

???
a pile?
a pile of what?

a PILE
like wwhat you sit in wwith your moirail or your matesprit
it doesnt matter wwhat its a pile of

omg
that sounds awesome :3

i guess theyre pretty spectacular

im going to sit in a pile >O

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