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Eridan Ampora ([personal profile] fishdouche) wrote in [community profile] asgardeventide2013-01-03 07:47 pm

005 ♒ Video | Day 199

Good day, Asgard.

[The violet sea troll offers a surprisingly friendly wave, sitting at the oak desk in his room in the Baldr welcome hall. He twirls a feather quill in his other hand as he speaks.]

I came across a grubdisc I had nearly forgotten, an' it reminded me of a question I'd been dyin' to ask you.

[He pauses for emphasis, leaning in to smirk conspiratorially.]

Has anyone here evver felt personally vvictimized by Sollux Captor?

If the answwer is yes, an' I suspect it wwill be, I havve a proposition that you wwill find mutually beneficial.

An' Sol, if you're fuckin' eavvesdroppin' like the slitherbeast in the grass that you are, you should knoww that I intentionally didn't hide this little message from your repulsivve mutant eyes because I wwanted you to knoww just howw many people wwish you wwere fuckin' dead. Maybe you could do them a favvor an' take care a' that little predicament a' your still bein' alivve all on your owwn.

[Didn't hide it, couldn't hide it. Same difference. Either way, he disconnects the video shortly after with a laugh.]
 

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[personal profile] nukeoleptic 2013-01-10 09:19 pm (UTC)(link)
because he is my best friend :(
i tried to have feelings for him!!! he is a really great guy
and if we could just date each other it would basically solve all of our problems
but zip nada nothing, kissing him is gross
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[personal profile] nukeoleptic 2013-01-11 12:06 am (UTC)(link)
well i would be sad about it but yeah :(
that would be leading him on
it wouldnt be fair to either of us
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[personal profile] nukeoleptic 2013-01-11 09:49 am (UTC)(link)
either you have feelings for someone or you dont
i wouldnt want someone to be with me if they didnt want to be
that seems like its missing the point
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[personal profile] nukeoleptic 2013-01-12 12:27 am (UTC)(link)
well why wouldnt i?
anyway draco doesnt have feelings for me and i dont have feelings for him
is the point im trying to make here
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[personal profile] nukeoleptic 2013-01-12 10:31 pm (UTC)(link)
ummmm
it really depends on the situation, eridan D:
what do you mean by flirt with?
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[personal profile] nukeoleptic 2013-01-13 11:51 pm (UTC)(link)
???
a pile?
a pile of what?
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[personal profile] nukeoleptic 2013-01-15 12:59 am (UTC)(link)
omg
that sounds awesome :3
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[personal profile] nukeoleptic 2013-01-16 03:05 am (UTC)(link)
im going to sit in a pile >O