asgardeventide | 005 ♒ Video

Good day, Asgard.

[The violet sea troll offers a surprisingly friendly wave, sitting at the oak desk in his room in the Baldr welcome hall. He twirls a feather quill in his other hand as he speaks.]

I came across a grubdisc I had nearly forgotten, an' it reminded me of a question I'd been dyin' to ask you.

[He pauses for emphasis, leaning in to smirk conspiratorially.]

Has anyone here evver felt personally vvictimized by Sollux Captor?

If the answwer is yes, an' I suspect it wwill be, I havve a proposition that you wwill find mutually beneficial.

An' Sol, if you're fuckin' eavvesdroppin' like the slitherbeast in the grass that you are, you should knoww that I intentionally didn't hide this little message from your repulsivve mutant eyes because I wwanted you to knoww just howw many people wwish you wwere fuckin' dead. Maybe you could do them a favvor an' take care a' that little predicament a' your still bein' alivve all on your owwn.

[Didn't hide it, couldn't hide it. Same difference. Either way, he disconnects the video shortly after with a laugh.]

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yeah im sure its a good point too
at least you wwould be decent enough not to flirt wwith another guy in front a him right
if he did havve feelins for you

ummmm
it really depends on the situation, eridan D:
what do you mean by flirt with?

hug kiss sit in a glubbin PILE wwith

[This is definitely no longer about Jade.]

???
a pile?
a pile of what?

a PILE
like wwhat you sit in wwith your moirail or your matesprit
it doesnt matter wwhat its a pile of

omg
that sounds awesome :3

i guess theyre pretty spectacular

im going to sit in a pile >O

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