audio; forward dated two days so i'm not posting on Christmas Eve :U

[nukeoleptic]

[ Jade's voice is chipper but seriously congested; she has apparently contracted the Cold from Hell, and she is absolutely aware of how ridiculous she sounds. For the record, she is also abjectly miserable. Girl didn't catch a lot of illnesses on an island all by herself growing up. ]

I lost my bracelet, in case anyone was wondering where I went. [ She sniffles severely. ] I don't think Draco told anyone, so I promise I haven't been ignoring anyone, I've just been a little indisposed.

But the decorations that are up now are nice! And- [ She sniffles again, whines softly. ] -and if anyone wants some nice winter flowers or anything like that, let me know, I'm afraid my powers are starting to get a little rusty.

[ She ends the feed, then starts it almost immediately again: ]

And what the hell are you supposed to make your nose unstuffy? This is hard to breathe and it fucking sucks. [ Jade swallows, begins to speak again, sneezes hard, and just ends the feed entirely. ]

Comments

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[nukeoleptic]

have you ever spent more than an hour in someone elses god house?

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[cancerass]

NO, WHY?

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[nukeoleptic]

after you spend a little while there you start to kind of
idk you start to feel really bad
i slept at dracos and then i had to get out and i left the dumb bracelet D:
i had just been there too long

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[cancerass]

ARE THERE CONSEQUENCES TO THAT?

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[nukeoleptic]

to what
losing your bracelet?

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[cancerass]

I MEANT STAYING IN ANOTHER GOD HOUSE TOO LONG.
BUT YEAH, THE BRACELET TOO I GUESS.

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[nukeoleptic]

you know how all the natives here dont have any color or personality?
thats what happens when our bracelets are off too long
and idk if anything happens if you stay in another god house too long
but the most ive managed has been like eleven hours in dracos and
it really freaked me the fuck out

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[cancerass]

FREAKED YOU THE FUCK OUT?

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[nukeoleptic]

yep
that is what i said!

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[cancerass]

GONNA GO INTO DETAIL, OR ARE YOU JUST GOING TO LEAVE ME GUESSING?

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[nukeoleptic]

theres nothing to guess about
you know when you just feel like something is Really Really Wrong?
like a really scary feeling of dread?

it just felt like bad things would happen if i didnt get out of there RIGHT THEN
thats what happens when you hang out in other gods' houses

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[cancerass]

SEE? THAT'S GOING INTO MORE DETAIL.

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[nukeoleptic]

anything else, oh bossy one?

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[cancerass]

CHARMING.
NO, THAT'S PRETTY MUCH IT. NOW I KNOW WHAT NOT TO DO.