audio; forward dated two days so i'm not posting on Christmas Eve :U

[nukeoleptic]

[ Jade's voice is chipper but seriously congested; she has apparently contracted the Cold from Hell, and she is absolutely aware of how ridiculous she sounds. For the record, she is also abjectly miserable. Girl didn't catch a lot of illnesses on an island all by herself growing up. ]

I lost my bracelet, in case anyone was wondering where I went. [ She sniffles severely. ] I don't think Draco told anyone, so I promise I haven't been ignoring anyone, I've just been a little indisposed.

But the decorations that are up now are nice! And- [ She sniffles again, whines softly. ] -and if anyone wants some nice winter flowers or anything like that, let me know, I'm afraid my powers are starting to get a little rusty.

[ She ends the feed, then starts it almost immediately again: ]

And what the hell are you supposed to make your nose unstuffy? This is hard to breathe and it fucking sucks. [ Jade swallows, begins to speak again, sneezes hard, and just ends the feed entirely. ]

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[cancerass]

FREAKED YOU THE FUCK OUT?

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[nukeoleptic]

yep
that is what i said!

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[cancerass]

GONNA GO INTO DETAIL, OR ARE YOU JUST GOING TO LEAVE ME GUESSING?

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[nukeoleptic]

theres nothing to guess about
you know when you just feel like something is Really Really Wrong?
like a really scary feeling of dread?

it just felt like bad things would happen if i didnt get out of there RIGHT THEN
thats what happens when you hang out in other gods' houses

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[cancerass]

SEE? THAT'S GOING INTO MORE DETAIL.

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[nukeoleptic]

anything else, oh bossy one?

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[cancerass]

CHARMING.
NO, THAT'S PRETTY MUCH IT. NOW I KNOW WHAT NOT TO DO.