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[fishdouche]

[Eridan is seated on his bed, the window behind him showing off the festive twinkling lights of the city. The seatroll in question looks anything but festive however, huddled beneath the folds of his cloak, scarf wrapped tight around his throat. He scowls at the video, tugging the cape around his shoulders.]

Fuckin' great, wwe got another neww round a' suckers for the gods to toy wwith. I hope you're settlin' in wwell an' all that hoofbeastshit the humans spout off wwhenevver neww people showw up. You need anything? Don't come to me. Got it?

[He sneers, motioning towards the window and the gorgeous winter scene outside.]

An' these lights are somethin'  else. All fuckin' festivve like 12th Perigree's Evve. I'm sure they're "magical" an' "breathtakin'" an' all that trite sentiment.

[He holds up a hand in protest.]

But. More importantly, wwhy isn't anyone talkin' about this fuckin' cold. Howw long is this goin' to last? A perigree? Longer? Is this normal for this wworld or some kind a' damn curse? Wwouldn't surprise me if it wwere.

[As the fins would suggest, guess who's just a touch coldblooded.]

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[samantha_grey]

[Sometimes, Eridan, you make these things too easy. It's plastered all over her face as she replies. Sam's leaning over the desk, leering at you with a vicious, fanged grin on her face. Those blood red eyes of hers shine in the light of candles in her lab and she's snickering.]

Is Eri-poo not enjoying the cold or the way his gilled breath steams in front of his face? Does he have enough blankets? Need his pillow fluffed? Would he like some nice, hot chicken soup hand delivered by me?

...

I could drop it right in your lap. Heat you right up if you want.

[snicker]

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[fishdouche]

I fuckin' hate you, harpy, an' one a' these days I'm goin' to find a wway to humiliate you in front a' this entire fuckin' city

[He scowls even as he adjusts the cape around his shoulders.]

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[samantha_grey]

Hate you too, Fin-rot. But tell me. You like to make all these grand claims about what you're going to do to me. Why don't you tell me how you plan to humiliate me, mmmm?

It's not like you can't dream, and if you're going to dream you might as well dream big.

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[fishdouche]

[He hasn't decided that yet, Sam, because you keep your weaknesses a much better secret than he does. It's not fair.]

Maybe I'll tie you to a post in the center a' towwn. Ain't that wwhat they do to wwitches in your histories?

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[tipsygnostalgia]

It's normal for winter, which I guess is what we are in now. Buy some thicker clothes!

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[fishdouche]

I'm not goin' to deign myself to enterin' one a' those human garment shops.

[... He's never actually been shopping, Roxy.]

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[tipsygnostalgia]

Oh my god, are you for serious?? Buy some fucking clothes! Or freeze some more, and complain about it I guess?

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[occulthymns]

[Aww, this is Kaz all over again. Except she isn't sure Eridan would go for snuggles (even Kaz doesn't, really, but she's warmer than him so).

Regardless she can't help finding this kind of behaviour adorable.]

Have you gotten any winter clothes? Aside from that scarf you have, I mean.

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[fishdouche]

Wwinter? Is that wwhat you call this fuckin' hellish season?

[Eridan frowns, peering out from above the scarf that he has tucked around the lower part of his face.]

You're lookin' at most a' the clothes I havve, wwitch. Fashion isn't exactly a priority wwhere I'm from.

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[occulthymns]

That's the word for it here in Asgard.

So... [Why the scarf? she wants to ask.] Your scarf isn't warm enough, I'm guessing.

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[cancerass]

EH.

IT'S PRETTY COLD, SURE. I GUESS.

JUST STAY INSIDE IF IT'S SUCH A PROBLEM.

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[fishdouche]

Fuck off, Kar. It's not just a bit chilly outside, it's fuckin' near freezin'!

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[cancerass]

I DIDN'T DISAGREE. I'M JUST SAYING THAT NO ONE ELSE IS COMPLAINING THIS MUCH.

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[biifurcatiion]

never.
iit wiill never end.
accept your 2low, paiinful lethargiic end and fiind 2omewhere quiiet two diie 2o we can be 2pared your whiiniing two the biitter end.
or maybe ju2t fall iinto the lake and freeze?
yeah ii liike that one better.

I figure we can start this? Since they're mostly done with their other convo!

[fishdouche]

youre such a goddamn fuckin liar sol
its only goin to last a feww fuckin perigrees
an id be more careful about my pitch solicitations if i wwere you
sams the jealous type

[biifurcatiion]

doe2 2he expre22 her de2iire two 2ee your 2kull 2ma2hed iin on a regular ba2ii2 two?
becau2e that2 not blackrom, that2 homiiciide.
ii realiize youre two de2perate two under2tand the diifference.

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[callmeimouto]

Yeah it's pretty cold.... it snowed a bit where I was from but not ever this much.

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[fishdouche]

Wwhen's it goin' to be ovver?

[callmeimouto]

Not for a long time, it's winter, obviously. [get with it man.]

[fiduspear]

It's not really, all that cold.

[fishdouche]

Maybe for a wwarm browwnblood like you it isn't.

[It's somehow insulting in otne.]

[fiduspear]

Oh. [ 8/ ] I guess that, makes sense.

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[magician_of_words]

Looks like you're not the superior race you think you are if this little chill is getting to you.

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[fishdouche]

"This little chill?" There's fuckin' frozen wwater covverin' the ground. I think that provves my point here.

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[magician_of_words]

Then you lack the burning spirit of a real man! Point for humanity.