004 ♒ Video | Night190

[fishdouche]

[Eridan is seated on his bed, the window behind him showing off the festive twinkling lights of the city. The seatroll in question looks anything but festive however, huddled beneath the folds of his cloak, scarf wrapped tight around his throat. He scowls at the video, tugging the cape around his shoulders.]

Fuckin' great, wwe got another neww round a' suckers for the gods to toy wwith. I hope you're settlin' in wwell an' all that hoofbeastshit the humans spout off wwhenevver neww people showw up. You need anything? Don't come to me. Got it?

[He sneers, motioning towards the window and the gorgeous winter scene outside.]

An' these lights are somethin'  else. All fuckin' festivve like 12th Perigree's Evve. I'm sure they're "magical" an' "breathtakin'" an' all that trite sentiment.

[He holds up a hand in protest.]

But. More importantly, wwhy isn't anyone talkin' about this fuckin' cold. Howw long is this goin' to last? A perigree? Longer? Is this normal for this wworld or some kind a' damn curse? Wwouldn't surprise me if it wwere.

[As the fins would suggest, guess who's just a touch coldblooded.]

Comments

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[tipsygnostalgia]

What if they bought really shitty things you wouldn't be seen dead in anyway? Then you're still cold, but out of pocket too.

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[fishdouche]

Wwhy wwould you do somethin' like that, Rox? Fuckin' rude.

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[tipsygnostalgia]

Me? You think I would pick out shitty clothes? Fuckin' rude. [Yes she did just imitate you.]

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[fishdouche]

Wwell, I guess you better provve me wwrong then.

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[tipsygnostalgia]

Nice try, Eridan.

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[fishdouche]

Come the fuck oooooooon, Rox. Can't you just do this one little thing for me?

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[tipsygnostalgia]

That depends on if you actually ask me nicely like a normal person or if you keep being like this and just assume I'm gonna bust my ass helping you for nothing in return.

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[fishdouche]

[He huffs out a sigh.]

Fine. Rox, wwill you take me human shoppin' for garments wwith you... please.

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[tipsygnostalgia]

[See that wasn't so hard was it.]

Sure! Wanna go today?

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[fishdouche]

I can try to find time in my quite hectic schedule, I guess.

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[tipsygnostalgia]

Hmm sounds to me like you're not all that bothered, maybe we should just forget it.

[/trolling]

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[fishdouche]

That is completely unfair, Rox! I evven said that disgustin' wword.

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[tipsygnostalgia]

How about you sound like you actually want to do it then, and I will.

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[fishdouche]

I wwon't because I don't fuckin' wwant to do it.

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[tipsygnostalgia]

Then I'm not helping you.

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[fishdouche]

Fine! I guess I'll just glubbin' freeze to death then, wwon't I? An' my vviolet blood wwill be all ovver your hands, Rox.

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[tipsygnostalgia]

I offered to help and you're being a whiny bastard about it!

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[fishdouche]

You were makin' fun a' me!

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[tipsygnostalgia]

It's hard not to when you're being totally unreasonable.

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[fishdouche]

Howw the fuck am I bein' unreasonable?!

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[tipsygnostalgia]

I said I would help then you wouldn't even appreciate it!

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[fishdouche]

Fine! I appreciate it! Is that wwhat you wwanted to fuckin' hear?

Wwill you go human shoppin' wwith me noww?

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[tipsygnostalgia]

Say it nicely don't be an ass about it!

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[fishdouche]

Fine. Wwill you please go wwith me to buy clothes for this goddamned awwful season?

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[tipsygnostalgia]

I guess I can fit you in to my busy schedule, yeah.