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[Eridan is seated on his bed, the window behind him showing off the festive twinkling lights of the city. The seatroll in question looks anything but festive however, huddled beneath the folds of his cloak, scarf wrapped tight around his throat. He scowls at the video, tugging the cape around his shoulders.]

Fuckin' great, wwe got another neww round a' suckers for the gods to toy wwith. I hope you're settlin' in wwell an' all that hoofbeastshit the humans spout off wwhenevver neww people showw up. You need anything? Don't come to me. Got it?

[He sneers, motioning towards the window and the gorgeous winter scene outside.]

An' these lights are somethin' else. All fuckin' festivve like 12th Perigree's Evve. I'm sure they're "magical" an' "breathtakin'" an' all that trite sentiment.

[He holds up a hand in protest.]

But. More importantly, wwhy isn't anyone talkin' about this fuckin' cold. Howw long is this goin' to last? A perigree? Longer? Is this normal for this wworld or some kind a' damn curse? Wwouldn't surprise me if it wwere.

[As the fins would suggest, guess who's just a touch coldblooded.]

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Always, fish for brains. You know I always look forward to beating you like a red headed step-child. Just don't bitch when I have you on the ropes.

Me? Bitch? I think you havve me confused wwiht a certain pissblood freak wwe both havve the misfortune of knowwin'.

Heh, you're right. He bitches. You whine. There's such a massive difference between the two. [sneer] For one, he's not nearly as entertaining when he starts griping about something or another I've said.

That's because he's not nearly as fuckin' creativve wwith his insults. They tend to be ungainly an' lackin' in elegance.

[He shrugs, pursing his lips.]

An' if you don't like my wwhinin', wwhy don't you do things wwhen I ask you to?

Who said I don't like your whining? It's the sort of thing that needs good age and tastes just fine with some good old fashioned seafood.

[You just walked into that one, Eridan.]

[Eridan blinks before letting out a loud laugh.]

You're incorrigible, harpy.

Well, I'm half demon. Comes with the territory fin-face.

Wwonder wwhat else comes wwith that territory.

Several things, Eridan. Quite a few of them I'm not just telling you over the network. I'd rather show them.

[Eridan chuckles dryly.]

I'm holdin' you to that, wwitch.

You do that, you do that. Now, you just try and stay warm, all huddled in your blankets and scarves.

I wwill. You try an' not piss me off enough to havve to go out into this disgustin' wweather.

Not that it'll actually wwork.

Now you've given me a challenge, haven't you? Heh, well, we'll wait until it's good and white out.

I'll hold my breath in anticipation.

Heh, you do that, you do that. I'll see you around.

See you, harpy.

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