first at-bat [video]

[yoghurts]

[ as the video turns on, you're treated to the sight of a confused looking young man. something that must surely be a familiar sight to anyone who's been here for a protracted period of time... though this one seems perhaps a bit more dazed than most. ]

Ah... hello, everyone.

[ despite his confusion, he manages a weak smile. his voice sounds rather calm, all things considered. ]

Let's see... I'm supposed to introduce myself, right? My name is Satoshi Houjou. It's nice to meet you at all.

Um... what else was there? Sorry, this has never happened to me before so I'm not really sure what to say. If you have any questions, I'd be happy to answer them. Or am I one who's supposed to be asking questions right now? Hm... Can anyone give me some advice? Introductions sure are difficult. I'll do my best to pay you back when I can.

Oh! But we're saving the world, aren't we? Ha... that sounds pretty hard. I've never saved a world before, either. Well, I'll do my best.

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[yoghurts]

Okay... but I'll try to eat as much as I can each time.

[ compromise. ]

[stungun]

I won't forgive you if you make yourself sick.

[yoghurts]

Getting sick from eating too much food... that doesn't sound too bad though.

[stungun]

Mm, many men would dream of such a death-- err, sickness.

[yoghurts]

Then I'll eat as much as I can, and we'll just see what happens!

[stungun]

[ so like, one cookie... ]

If you get fat, I'll make sure to care for you.

[yoghurts]

[ wow he can do better than that. like maybe two. ]

Oh... how do you care for something like that?

[stungun]

I'll be riding behind you in a car as you run, while shouting encouragement for your exercising!

[yoghurts]

Well... that does sound a little encouraging...

But I can't just ride in the car too, can I?

[stungun]

That won't get you healthy! Try again, harder this time!

[yoghurts]

Okay, I'll do it. I'll run until I can't run anymore.

...even if that sounds pretty miserable.

[stungun]

It'll be worth it!

[yoghurts]

I hope so... I'd hate to do all of that for nothing.