first at-bat [video]

[yoghurts]

[ as the video turns on, you're treated to the sight of a confused looking young man. something that must surely be a familiar sight to anyone who's been here for a protracted period of time... though this one seems perhaps a bit more dazed than most. ]

Ah... hello, everyone.

[ despite his confusion, he manages a weak smile. his voice sounds rather calm, all things considered. ]

Let's see... I'm supposed to introduce myself, right? My name is Satoshi Houjou. It's nice to meet you at all.

Um... what else was there? Sorry, this has never happened to me before so I'm not really sure what to say. If you have any questions, I'd be happy to answer them. Or am I one who's supposed to be asking questions right now? Hm... Can anyone give me some advice? Introductions sure are difficult. I'll do my best to pay you back when I can.

Oh! But we're saving the world, aren't we? Ha... that sounds pretty hard. I've never saved a world before, either. Well, I'll do my best.

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[yoghurts]

Um... then it's nice to meet you, Ushiromiya-sama.

[ even if it is a bit scary. ]

Oh... The President! Yozora-senpai.

[entreats]

Yozora, huh. [ There's some definite annoyance in that tone, even if she's just mumbling to herself.. ] I should've figured it was that girl, spreading lame lies like that for her own amusement..

Listen up, she was just lying about whatever kind of stuff she all told you.

[yoghurts]

Really? [ but she seemed so trustworthy... are you trying to turn satoshi against his noble president, ushiromiya-sama? is that the sick game you're playing? ]

I see... I don't think she'd lie on purpose, so maybe this is some kind of misunderstanding.

[entreats]

[ she's just trying to cause hinamizawa syndrome secretly. ]

It seems you've gotten exactly the wrong mental image of that girl. She'd definitely lie on purpose. [ although.. ] I guess I can't say she's a fully bad person though.

[yoghurts]

[ wow ange i hope you're prepared for the consequences... no kawaii murder mystery here, just straight up minagoroshi. ]

Hm... maybe she just made a mistake. [ there's no way she'd lie on purpose!! who even does stuff like that. ] Oh, but does that mean the two of you are friends? You sound like you must get along.

[entreats]

[ you sound like you must get along.

you sound like you must get along.

time to backpedal away from everything. ]

We're not friends, we just happen to know each other and talk every now and then. Apparently we have some sort of competition she insisted on about which one of us can become a 'normal' or whatever first. That should already tell you enough about what kind of person she is.

[yoghurts]

[ abort abort abort... ]

Isn't that what it means to be friends? [ not like he's exactly an expert on the subject, but still... ]

Oh! That means she's competitive, right? Hmm... yeah, I sort of got that feeling from her too.

[entreats]

Honestly, if there's any feeling you should get from her it's the feeling that tells you to stay away from her. [ she can't help but wonder if he doesn't understand something that simple.. ]

Take it as some free good advice from me.

[yoghurts]

Really? I didn't get a feeling like that at all. [ smile. ] I guess it's too late now. [ he doesn't really seem to mind though... ]

I'm thankful for the advice though. You aren't nearly as scary as she made you seem.

[entreats]

[ yes, you're awfully okay with this, satoshi.. ]

I don't think I'm particularly 'scary' in any way. And I'm pretty sure Yozora doesn't think I am either. [ just a stupid lie from that girl for some reason, sigh. ] .. Although I haven't said this yet, so.. nice to to meet you, Houjou-san, I guess.

[yoghurts]

[ it beats being in a coma okay.. ]

Hmm... well, I think I can see what she meant. You definitely give off that sort of vibe. Like, "you'd better not talk to me or else!" That kind of thing. But it's nice to meet you too, Ushiromiya-sama. 

[entreats]

.. Well, don't worry. I'm not going to do anything horrible to you just for talking to me.

[ that totally didn't sound slightly pouty, almost. no way. ]

[yoghurts]

Oh... then I'm glad. [ he really was a bit worried for a second there. if they were talking in person, this would be an optimal time for a headpat. but alas... ] 

You're a lot nicer than you seemed at first. Maybe Yozora-senpai really was wrong about you.

[entreats]

[ become her new big brother, satoshi, she's had a falling out of sorts with her own.. she'll call you nii-nii if you want her to.. ]

I can't exactly claim I'm nice, but it's not like I'm some terrible monster either. At least, I'd hope that's true.

[yoghurts]

[ he already has a little sister he is loyal to ange, sorry. but you can call him nii-nii anyway if you want. ]

You aren't a terrible monster! Not at all. I mean, if anything, maybe you just seem a little... [ how to put this delicately... ] Complicated!

[entreats]

[ oh, she sees how it is.. :( ]

.. What kind of description is 'complicated' supposed to be?

[yoghurts]

[ go make up with your big brother... even if he is a weirdo. ]

Um... you know. Not simple. Hard to understand, I guess?

[entreats]

[ sorry, she's still too butthurt, try asking some other time.. ]

I guess 'hard to understand' isn't too bad. It's better if certain people don't understand me either way.

[yoghurts]

[ satoshi still can't be your big bro, you're older than him. ]

Eh? Why? Wouldn't it be better if everyone understood you? Or... ah, I get it! Is this that "tsundere" thing? [ being cold for no reason, right... ]

[entreats]

... What does something like 'tsundere' have to do with it?

[ be careful where you thread now, satoshi.. ]

[yoghurts]

I'm not really sure, but people have been telling me about it.

[ his shot in the dark was a bullseye... ]

[entreats]

It's a ridiculous concept, so you'd better just forget about it again. [ ange, don't just randomly tell people what to do.. ] It'll just make you seem like an idiot if you throw around that word too much. Like that Aoto guy or something.

[yoghurts]

But wasn't there an entire cafe for it? [ seems too important to just ignore, ange... ] Still, maybe you're right. I shouldn't talk about it too much until I really understand it. Hm... this is tough.

[entreats]

If you want to know more about it, go ask Yozora since you apparently appreciate her opinion that much. [ butthurt? ange? never. ] She can probably tell you more about it than you would ever want to know.

[yoghurts]

Oh, that's a good idea! I'll ask Yozora-senpai. [ sorry ange, he's not really capable of picking up your subtle butthurt... ] She must really know a lot of stuff, huh? [ you are praising her, right... ]