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[satisfiedyet]

Greetings everyone!

My name is Shino Amakusa. It's come to my attention that some people around here don't attend school. As the president of a Student Council, I can't let that stand. Unfortunately, I can't run a school on my own and neither can anyone else my age.

So, in it's place, I'll be remaking a new Student Council! It'll be the Asgard Student Council, of course. With myself and Aria, we have two members. A proper club should have at least five but we can take on a lot more.

As a Student Council, our creed will be to get everyone interested in taking part in the activities this place has to offer! Not only that but we'll help out others with their problems and jobs. Because it's a club that helps out others, I don't expect a lot of volunteers but I'll be pleased with everyone who wishes to join.

All that I ask is you fill out a small survey and post it here and I can accept you as a full member.


For females...
<b>Name:</b> <b>Age:</b> <b>Height:</b> <b>How many languages can you speak and what are they?:</b> <b>Favorite activity:</b> <b>How would you contribute to the Student Council?:</b> <b>If you could make one rule for everyone to follow, what would it be?:</b>


For males... [Warning: this one is a bit work inappropriate]
<b>Name:</b> <b>Age:</b> <b>Height:</b> <b>S or M:</b> <b>Your favorite position in bed:</b> <b>Do you plan on having a harem?:</b> <b>How extensive is your collection of porn?:</b> <b>What is your ideal body type?:</b>

Thanks for your time and triple thanks to anyone who volunteers.

Comments

audio;

[extradite]

It isn't!

audio;

[satisfiedyet]

If the time we use for our meeting is the time you use to **** off, I suppose I can accept that as an excuse.

audio;

[extradite]

[ the longest pause.

of.

all.

time.


OF ALL TIME. ]


...what can I even say to that?

audio;

[satisfiedyet]

"Thank you for your concern, Shino. Yes, I would like to be your Vice President."

audio;

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Thank you for your concern, Miss Shino. Yes, I would like to be your Vice President.

[ Paaaaause. ]

...unfortunately, I can't. I'll... ah. How about I stay on as a very - a very devoted member?

audio;

[satisfiedyet]

I guess I can accept that.

audio;

[extradite]

Thank you very much for your pity on me.

audio;

[satisfiedyet]

You're welcome! I'll make sure that Aria introduces herself to you later.

audio;

[extradite]

How is it I don't feel welcome at all...

[Video!]

[biggestlunchbox]

[Like Aria's not watching everything going on in this anyway. Voyeurism and all.]

Welcome to the student council, Mr. Vice-president! Will you be filling out the application so that I can have it on file, or shall I fill it in for you?

audio forever!!!

[extradite]

Honourary member! I'm the honourary member!

[Video]

[biggestlunchbox]

I hoped it would change your mind if another girl showed up and called you "Mr. Vice-President." I suppose it didn't work.

Hmm...I don't have anything in my filing options for an "honourary member," so I'll put you under another category.

audio;

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Whatever it is, I'll take it.

[biggestlunchbox]

Oh, so you're okay with student council pet?

[extradite]

Can't you find something for - humans?

[biggestlunchbox]

That position is designed with humans in mind!

Perhaps I could put you under "filing cabinet attendant."

[extradite]

That sounds like the kind of task I'm equipped for.

[biggestlunchbox]

Alright!

I'm sure I will have a pretty large pile of paperwork to file once I process all of these applications. I may have to have you transcribe them as well.