1st [video]

[satisfiedyet]

Greetings everyone!

My name is Shino Amakusa. It's come to my attention that some people around here don't attend school. As the president of a Student Council, I can't let that stand. Unfortunately, I can't run a school on my own and neither can anyone else my age.

So, in it's place, I'll be remaking a new Student Council! It'll be the Asgard Student Council, of course. With myself and Aria, we have two members. A proper club should have at least five but we can take on a lot more.

As a Student Council, our creed will be to get everyone interested in taking part in the activities this place has to offer! Not only that but we'll help out others with their problems and jobs. Because it's a club that helps out others, I don't expect a lot of volunteers but I'll be pleased with everyone who wishes to join.

All that I ask is you fill out a small survey and post it here and I can accept you as a full member.


For females...
<b>Name:</b> <b>Age:</b> <b>Height:</b> <b>How many languages can you speak and what are they?:</b> <b>Favorite activity:</b> <b>How would you contribute to the Student Council?:</b> <b>If you could make one rule for everyone to follow, what would it be?:</b>


For males... [Warning: this one is a bit work inappropriate]
<b>Name:</b> <b>Age:</b> <b>Height:</b> <b>S or M:</b> <b>Your favorite position in bed:</b> <b>Do you plan on having a harem?:</b> <b>How extensive is your collection of porn?:</b> <b>What is your ideal body type?:</b>

Thanks for your time and triple thanks to anyone who volunteers.

Comments

[video]

[rakia]

What an interesting idea.

[ What he's not saying: if there's no school and no students, how is it a student council? ]

[video]

[satisfiedyet]

I wouldn't say it's interesting or novel. It's common sense. Mostly in the fact that when people are used to doing a duty, they want to continue doing it.

[STUDENT COUNCIL IN SPIRIT.]

TEXT。

[refute]

Name: Ririchiyo Shirakiin
Age: 15
Height: 145cm, 4'9"
How many languages can you speak and what are they?: Japanese and some English. I can learn other languages rather easily but it takes some time for it to sink in.
Favorite activity: Running, I suppose. I also like festivals a little.
How would you contribute to the Student Council?: How, you ask? I am extremely organised so I am capable of organising things like files, papers and the like.
If you could make one rule for everyone to follow, what would it be?: Is this question really necessary?

[ SHE FEELS SO AWKWARD... And feels like she's betraying the friendless losers but w/e man. ]

TEXT。

[satisfiedyet]

I'm glad you're interested, Ririchiyo!

Rules are important to follow, though. Otherwise, everyone would be running around doing unwanted things in public.

You don't need to name one though.

[biggestlunchbox]

Ohhh, we're really doing it?

How exciting!

[satisfiedyet]

We need a student council either way. Better sooner than later in this situation!

BEST EVER this is exciting for him too

[labelism]

Name: KAGEROU SHOUKIIN
Age: 23
Height: 183
S or M: DOUBTLESSLY SADIST!
Your favorite position in bed: DOGGY STYLE! FUCKING THEM FROM BEHIND IS MOST SADISTIC!
Do you plan on having a harem?: OF COURSE
How extensive is your collection of porn?: WHY DO YOU NEED PORN WHEN YOU HAVE HUMAN TOILETS
What is your ideal body type?: HOURGLASS OF COURSE

[satisfiedyet]

Ooo! You're the type the police is always on the lookout for! It's too bad you're too old for Student Council. You could try a college one?

video; hfjksahfka you broke him.

[showbizpanache]

[Oh, what a nice idea. He loads up the script and gets ready to fill it out, and then--

He turns completely, utterly red.]

What-- Wh-what on Earth?

video; lol

[satisfiedyet]

So you're the M type? You should try to hide it a little better or others will take advantage of you.

[video/text]

[onlyserves]

[There will be a video of a well-dressed man offering the other girl a respectful bow.]

It's a pleasure to make your acquaintance, Shino Amakusa-san. It is wonderful to know there are student whom are still interested in keeping up with their own education, even after being unexpectedly taken into a different enviroment.

[Raising his head, he will offer her a smile.] Not too long ago, I, too, was pondering on proposing a similiar request towards my master. Knowledge, and being up-to-date in her studies is just as important to her. After all, she is a member of Odin's household, every member there cares deeply about any sort of knowledge they are interested in. Your request in creating a school of sorts in this world -- it both pleases and greatly interests me. I will be sending you the answers to your unique survey below. I hope it is to your liking.

[Text funtion now activated!]

Name: Soushi Miketsukami
Age: 23
Height: 186cm, 6'1''
S or M: Kagerou-sama believes that I am an S whom acts like an M. I much prefer to allow others to decide for themselves over the matter. [This part was said in actual sparkles. Pretend he used the sparkle text in that answer!]
Your favorite position in bed: There are many positions I currently enjoy in the bedroom, it is difficult to decide on only one. Maybe I should allow you to think about it instead of simply answering.
Do you plan on having a harem?: Not at all. I have all the happiness that I need.
How extensive is your collection of porn?: ...such a thing...I cannot understand it.
What is your ideal body type?: Hmmm. If I had to choose, then I believe Ririchiyo-sama's body will be my answer. She is the only one who can excite me.

[video]

[satisfiedyet]

Hmmm, I commend your dedication to being a lolicon but you're too old to be a part of a student council.

But I'm willing to make a small exception. Since Ririchiyo is your master, I suppose it can't hurt to have you along. Besides, you're pretty tall so having a well built male around is always a good thing. High school girls can end up being a target for perverts far too often.

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[holyfight]

This sounds like a great idea!

[then, texted]

Name: Inoue Orihime
Age: 17
Height: 157 cm
How many languages can you speak and what are they?: Just Japanese!
Favorite activity: Cooking, sports, and comedy
How would you contribute to the Student Council?: I would make everyone smile, every day, in a new and exciting way!
If you could make one rule for everyone to follow, what would it be?: Everyone must wear pink shoes on Wednesday!

video!

[satisfiedyet]

Having extra energy around is great! We'd be pleased to have you on board, Inoue!

video;

[minifridge]

What are you asking the guys those questions for?

video;

[satisfiedyet]

I'll admit that it's a personal curiosity. My school used to be an all girl's school so we were never around guys. After we changed to a co-ed school, Tsuda was around to be a test subject but he's not here. So I'm relying on guys here to give me the information I want to know.

video;

[mobilize]

[ asami's kind of confused as to why most people haven't been questioning the nature of the male survey. ]

Uh, why are the surveys different?

video;

[satisfiedyet]

I don't need another girl to answer those kinds of questions because I already understand what girls are like.

text + video

[classicuriosity]

Name: Eru Chitanda
Age: 15
Height: 163 centimetres
How many languages can you speak and what are they?: The native language here, I guess? And Japanese! Japanese, and a little bit of English!
Favorite activity: Reading mystery novels!
How would you contribute to the Student Council?: I could help out with just about anything, I guess?
If you could make one rule for everyone to follow, what would it be?: Not be lazy, I guess? [looking at you, Houtarou.]

[aaand once she's done with the form, she's just going to ask]

Um... Why are the forms different?

video

[satisfiedyet]

I'm glad you're interested in joining, Eru!

As for the form, those are the only kinds of things men are interested in. And I'm interested in it too, personally.

[text]

[holmes_fanatic]

Name: Edogawa Conan.
Age: 7
Height: 1 m 4 cm.
S or M: Um ... if you're asking whether I like Sherlock Holmes better than Moriarty, the answer is definitely Sherlock Holmes! He's the best detective in the world, you know!
Your favorite position in bed: I usually sleep on my back.
Do you plan on having a harem?: I wasn't really thinking about it.
How extensive is your collection of porn?: Of what?
What is your ideal body type?: I guess it's better to be healthy right? Otherwise you can't go out or play games with your friends!

[text]

[satisfiedyet]

[CLEVER. But then again, age 7 so she ain't going to push it.]

Even though you're so young, you want to join the student council?

ANON TEXT

[deductions]

Name: Sebastian Moran
Age: Desolate and Archaic
Height: Reasonable height, but my muttonchops contribute so callously to how tall I believe I am.
S or M: Moriarty! He is the most admirable thing on the planet.
Your favorite position in bed: My bed is made of tigers
Do you plan on having a harem?: No one can stand the sight of my unkempt beard.
How extensive is your collection of porn?: Extensive.
What is your ideal body type?: Feline.

ANON TEXT

[satisfiedyet]

That's pretty impressive. But you have to be clean and well groomed to be a member of the council. Otherwise everyone would get the wrong idea.

[....]

anon text; two can play that game, Holmes and I'm sorry.

[sebasher]

Name: Sherlock Holmes
Age: As I hide behind anonymity on a regular basis, you will never know. However, I'm not wise beyond my years.
Height: Far shorter than the gracefully tall Col. Moran. I may, in fact, work as a circus midget in my spare time.
S or M: You're delusional if you believe I'd go with M! I much prefer S, as it is my first initial.
Your favorite position in bed: I'm afraid my massive ego weighs down the mattress far too much. I am forced to sleep on the floor.
Do you plan on having a harem?: Women repel me.
How extensive is your collection of porn?: I repeat my previous statement: women repel me.
What is your ideal body type?: Anonymous.

text; you get my crack icons

[minifridge]

As someone who works with him, I can say this is definitely him.

voice

[playerkills]

What's this? Is this a threat?

voice 1/3

[satisfiedyet]

No, no. A threat would be something like...

video;

[blustery]

This is just a thought and you can correct me if I'm wrong, but shouldn't people be more invested in finding a way home than forming clubs?

Unless everyone else is already used to this...transported-to-the-gods-realm-thing and I'm just out of the loop. Again.

video;

[satisfiedyet]

I see it like this. I happen to be a normal high school student who would get in everyone's way in any serious situation. So I want to help in ways I know how. Such as making sure people are occupied and concerned about their own education so they're not lost when they return home.

text;

[rules_the_north]

What activities?

text;

[satisfiedyet]

I'm thinking of mostly a split between educational activities and assisting other people with their ideas, like a proper student council.

audio;

[extradite]

How can you have a student council without a school?

audio;

[satisfiedyet]

The school exists in my heart!

text

[whatagoodgirl]

Name: Mako Nakarai
Age: 13 14 years old.
Height: 5'0
How many languages can you speak and what are they?: Japanese, a little bit of English, and Asgardian.
Favorite activity: Sewing.
How would you contribute to the Student Council?: Bringing my experience as former class rep, I would make sure that any responsibilities I was given were done to the very best of my ability, and help to maintain order during meetings if needed.
If you could make one rule for everyone to follow, what would it be?: Be polite and respectful, and don't shirk your responsibilities.

[What? She's looking for a little normalcy right now, and this might be just the ticket.]

text

[satisfiedyet]

Oh, this is good!

How does Wednesday evenings sound for you? ...when I find a day that will be Wednesday. If you're free then, that's when we'll probably be hosting our meetings.

[Video]

[mistakenidentity]

[He really tried filling out the survey, but after a few questions he began to turn bright red and gave up.]

Umm, excuse me. But I'm not sure I can fill this out er, some of these questions seem a little too..too personal.

[It's not that he doesn't know how to respond necessarily..]

[Video]

[satisfiedyet]

What do you mean? Those are the kind of questions guys like.

Video

[seventeenpills]

[Haha oh man - Student council. That makes him feel a little nostalgic. He's almost considering signing up in their memory.

UNTIL he reads those OTHER questions.]

....at least Shizune and Misha didn't ask me THOSE kinds of questions! What kind of a student council operates without a school and with those sorts of things in mind!?

Video

[satisfiedyet]

You don't like those kind of questions? I thought guys were into that kind of thing.

[video]

[suppressthedark]

[Welp]

What the hell?! I thought this was a survey for a student counsel!

[He took a look at it and SERIOUSLY, WHAT]

[video]

[satisfiedyet]

It is! I want to know more about you!

text;

[biifurcatiion]

EHEHEHEHEH OH MY GOD.
ye2 thii2 ii2 exactly how you troll people.
fiinally 2omebody who get2 iit!

text;

[satisfiedyet]

I don't really know much about trolling since I barely use the internet.

text;

[whitechocolate]

Name: Sam Evans
Age: 17
Height: 6'0"
S or M: What does that have to do with anything?
Your favorite position in bed: What?! That's private!
Do you plan on having a harem?: Not really...
How extensive is your collection of porn?: I don't own any porn... [He looks at it on the internet instead.]
What is your ideal body type?: I don't really have a type. All bodies are beautiful in their own way.

...I'm totally confused by what I just filled in.

text;

[satisfiedyet]

You sound rather indecisive but that's fine. You can work on that as you spend time in the student council.

text

[doudemoe]

[He was about to fill it out...okay no.]

Name: Minato Arisato
Age: 17
Height: 170cm
S or M: N/A
Your favorite position in bed: Classified
Do you plan on having a harem?: Classified No
How extensive is your collection of porn?: Classified
What is your ideal body type?: Classified.

text

[satisfiedyet]

We can't keep secrets in the student council!

[ ᴠıᴅᴇᴏ ]

[corona]

Hm. Wouldn't it be better to start a school instead?

[ ᴠıᴅᴇᴏ ]

[satisfiedyet]

Starting a school is a job for teachers and other experts. No matter how well managed, a school started by students and not run without the proper expertise will end in a failure of education.