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[katlocked.livejournal.com]

[Hello there, Asgard. Have a troll, laying back on his bed in his room over in Hel house. He's got his pillows and blankets piled against the wall, leaning back against them with his knees bent up and his arms pulled in around his stomach. He's set the bracelet on the nightstand, where it records him looking down at his fingers while he plays with his nails and thinks for a moment. Then he looks up at the recording, taking in a deep breath before he starts.]

Alright, so after explaining what the fuck I am and what I've done for the two-thousand-eight-hundred-and-thirty-sixth time, I think it's time to get a little back from at least the halfway-intelligent of the rest of you.

Basically, I have way too much fucking time on my hands all of a sudden, and I don't know really know what to do with it, so I might as well get a little more involved in the "community" if I have to put up with all of you nooksucking woobie idiots. In short, you can all be reassured that it's out of sheer, mind-numbing boredom that I'm even acknowledging the minuscule amount of curiosity I harbor toward the multitude of universes you've all been unceremoniously ripped from at what I can only assume was the worst moment possible. If you haven't caught on yet, I'll make it perfectly clear what I'm talking about.

I want you to tell me where you're from. Describe to me, in the most intelligent manner possible, what your home world was like. And don't just give me stupid hoofbeastshit stories. I might have copious amounts of time, but not enough for you to waste with grueling dribble about exactly how vaguely "cool" or "awesome" or "boring" your world is. Make it interesting.

[He pauses, making a bit of a face as he realizes something.]

Oh, yeah.

If anyone else from Alternia has gotten here, and we haven't talked yet, we need to, so get a hold of me.

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[weebitbipolar.livejournal.com]

You know, we're about ready to come find you and wash your filthy little mouth out with a bar of soap... [They somehow make that sound much more threatening than it really is.]

[katlocked.livejournal.com]

If you have a problem with the way I talk, you can take your concern and shove it as far up your tight ass as you can reach. I'm gonna say whatever the fuck I wanna say.

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[offmyhonker.livejournal.com]

[Yea, Gamzee is totally sitting like...ten feet away from you in the corner of the room. He's been there for a couple of hours now, huddled up under a pile of blankets and pillows, similar to yours.

[You probably thought he was sleeping.

[He wasn't.]

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[katlocked.livejournal.com]

... You're awake?

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[shipping-wall.livejournal.com]

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[katlocked.livejournal.com]

[look how happy he is to know you're alive!]

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[moribundity]

[ Minato must have missed the whole explanation of who and what Karkat was, but regardless he answers the request for information honestly and with a poker face. ]

I was a high school student in charge of leading a team of kids, a dog, and a robot in an attempt to save life on earth as we knew it.

[ And that's just the short version. The version designed to capture your attention. ]

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[katlocked.livejournal.com]

Sounds pretty similar to mine, only we had a cat instead of a dog.

[Nepeta counts as the group pet.]

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[paperoptics.livejournal.com]

Our home worlds?

Well, mine was pretty normal -- for me, I guess. It was just a world with good things and bad things, and the technology was mostly the same as here. It wasn't special, I don't think. Actually, I thought it was kind of pointless...

Uhm, but then I went to a virtual reality history exhibit and got attacked by a monster that took the sight out of my left eye and after that I was in the past. Only it was like another world in some ways, because there were a lot of weird people that weren't human, and since I wasn't from there I didn't fit into fate, so everyone was asking me to save the world in different ways while trying not to get noticed by God.

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[katlocked.livejournal.com]

Okay, see, this is a good example of a borderline bad story that turned into something halfway decent. You started off a little shaky, but you really brought it in at the end there.

[Your life story is just entertainment for Karkat.]

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[heartoncebold.livejournal.com]

[Let's just skate past all of those questions, since he pretty much knows the answers, anyway.]

How are you doing, Karkat?

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[katlocked.livejournal.com]

Just fucking fine. Pretty much as bored as is physically possible, but I'm okay.

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[avarice-alive.livejournal.com]

'Nooksucking?' That's a new one.

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[katlocked.livejournal.com]

Not where I come from. Way to be culturally aware.

[Text] I'm okay with HS typing quirks, btw. :|b

[lethechained.livejournal.com]

[It's really weird to see someone who kind of reminds her of a Heartless, but she makes no comment because he's already made it clear that he's sick of such things. Heartless aren't really big talkers, anyway, so it's obvious enough he isn't one]

My world was actually a lot of seperate ones.

[Well, he did ask.]

[Text] Kay! <3

[katlocked.livejournal.com]

[functionals.livejournal.com]

I am a consulting detective. I helped the police in London to solve their cases when they were too ignorant to solve it themselves.

[katlocked.livejournal.com]

You sound like someone Terezi would like.

[persistantsong.livejournal.com]

Well, before I was pulled here we had just landed on the Vajra planet in my world. It seemed really nice, but I didn't get to really look at it before I wound up here.

[katlocked.livejournal.com]

You realize that I have no idea what you're talking about, right?

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[occulthymns.livejournal.com]

I'm amazed people are telling you about their worlds after all those insults.

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[katlocked.livejournal.com]

People are generally tools. That, or they're too nice for their own good.

[dorkways.livejournal.com]

I would tell you all about my world but you are a stalker so you already know all of it.

[katlocked.livejournal.com]

Thank you so very much for your insight. I don't want or need to know anything more about your stupid world.

[designerchild]

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Only because you asked so nicely.

[ The background shifts as Jr. moves away from the lounge in Freya. ]

I don't exactly have a home world. Where I come from, we're four thousand years of technological advancements ahead of twenty-first century Earth, and the human population is spread out across hundreds of planets and space stations in the galaxy. I was born on a planet, sure, but I definitely wouldn't call that place home.

[katlocked.livejournal.com]

Keep going.

[Lacing his fingers over his stomach.]

This one actually sounds good.

[clockeyes.livejournal.com]

[HELLO NEW FRIEND HOW ARE YOU DOING 8D. Cheriour smiles at the camera.]

I'm from Earth! Well, more specifially, Heaven, but that is not the point. Vriska told me that you and the rest were like gods when it came to the Earth in your world, right?

[katlocked.livejournal.com]

Yeah. We literally created the planet.

But this isn't about me.

And actually, you can just go away.

[bearswitness.livejournal.com]

[text]

Fond of the sound of your own voice aren't you.

[katlocked.livejournal.com]

[tyrian]

[Text]

Karcrab! It's nice to )(ear your carping again!

[katlocked.livejournal.com]

[charming-jerk.livejournal.com]

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It's kind of a vague question if ya think about it. Worlds are pretty fuckin' big. Whattaya wanna know?

[katlocked.livejournal.com]

Are you kidding me? It's vague because I expect you simple-minded fuckwads to be able to take it and mold it into something at least halfway creative. It's not that hard. Figure out what makes your world special, and go.

[timegame.livejournal.com]

[katlocked.livejournal.com]

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[demonicals.livejournal.com]

[oh god this asshole...]

Has everyone ever told you that you talk too much?

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[katlocked.livejournal.com]

You're like the sixth person in this post. Learn to read.

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[sostaygold.livejournal.com]

[What an amazingly vulgar person -- he doesn't even know half the things he's being called, and while that makes Allen bristle a little, it's not particularly visible in his composure as he considers the grey-skinned boy on the screen.

The thing is, Karkat, you're not the only one who's had to describe your home world two-thousand-eight-hundred-and-thirty-six times by now, and Allen's probably even less accustomed to trying to put these sorts of things in words. All in all, it's gotten just a little bit old by now.

In the end, what you get is--]

... Do you truly have nothing better to do than provoking others for entertainment?

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[katlocked.livejournal.com]

Not here, I don't.

[It entertains him more when people react this way, actually. It's all new.]

[damelueur.livejournal.com]

[katlocked.livejournal.com]

[biifurcatiion.livejournal.com]

[katlocked.livejournal.com]