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[katlocked.livejournal.com]

[Hello there, Asgard. Have a troll, laying back on his bed in his room over in Hel house. He's got his pillows and blankets piled against the wall, leaning back against them with his knees bent up and his arms pulled in around his stomach. He's set the bracelet on the nightstand, where it records him looking down at his fingers while he plays with his nails and thinks for a moment. Then he looks up at the recording, taking in a deep breath before he starts.]

Alright, so after explaining what the fuck I am and what I've done for the two-thousand-eight-hundred-and-thirty-sixth time, I think it's time to get a little back from at least the halfway-intelligent of the rest of you.

Basically, I have way too much fucking time on my hands all of a sudden, and I don't know really know what to do with it, so I might as well get a little more involved in the "community" if I have to put up with all of you nooksucking woobie idiots. In short, you can all be reassured that it's out of sheer, mind-numbing boredom that I'm even acknowledging the minuscule amount of curiosity I harbor toward the multitude of universes you've all been unceremoniously ripped from at what I can only assume was the worst moment possible. If you haven't caught on yet, I'll make it perfectly clear what I'm talking about.

I want you to tell me where you're from. Describe to me, in the most intelligent manner possible, what your home world was like. And don't just give me stupid hoofbeastshit stories. I might have copious amounts of time, but not enough for you to waste with grueling dribble about exactly how vaguely "cool" or "awesome" or "boring" your world is. Make it interesting.

[He pauses, making a bit of a face as he realizes something.]

Oh, yeah.

If anyone else from Alternia has gotten here, and we haven't talked yet, we need to, so get a hold of me.

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[katlocked.livejournal.com]

... You're awake?

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[offmyhonker.livejournal.com]

[Honk.]

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[katlocked.livejournal.com]

[katlocked.livejournal.com]

[katlocked.livejournal.com]

What the fuck are you still doing under there?

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[offmyhonker.livejournal.com]

[Texting. Texting because he can. And still smiling.]

[Action] /JACKSSS

[parasiteye.livejournal.com]

[ you know what else is snuggly warm KAZ'S HEEL SLAMMING INTO THE WALL BETWEEN THEIR ROOM THAT'S WHAT ]

Oi!!! Fucking stop with the horns!

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[katlocked.livejournal.com]

[Growling at the wall now.]

HEY, FUCKASS! HOW ABOUT YOU MIND YOUR OWN BUSINESS, NOSY LITTLE SHORT-SHIT.

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[offmyhonker.livejournal.com]

[Oh no. Oh no you did not just tell Gamzee to stop honking his horn. And startling his best motherfuckin' friend like that? No, not his is not going to go over well.

[He doesn't seem quite sure of what to do at first...He's sitting, staring...probably thinking?

[No...no, that look is mindless. Murderous.

[And you know what that means...]

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[offmyhonker.livejournal.com]

[You are never going to hear the end of it now.]

[HONK. HONKHONKHONK. HONNNK. HONKHONK. HONNNNNNNNNK. HONK HONNNK. HONNNNNNNNNNNNNK.]

[parasiteye.livejournal.com]

[ --LKDSHGSDGS OH MY GOD THAT IS THE VERY OPPOSITE OF EVERYTHING HE WANTED EVER GAMZEE.

He's jumping back from the wall in surprise for like...one second before he heads for the shared bathroom to KICK DOWN THAT DOOR. ]

[katlocked.livejournal.com]

[Oh fuck.]

[Karkat's dashing over to go jump on the pile of blankets and pillows Gamzee's in.]

KNOCK IT THE FUCK OFF, GAMZEE. YOU'RE JUST CAUSING MORE SHIT.

[--oh, and there's the door.]

--SEE?! YOU MADE THE ASSHOLE COME IN HERE. LOOK AT THIS MESS YOU'VE MADE. HOOFBEASTSHIT ALL OVER MY GOOD WALLS. CUT IT OUT BEFORE I COME IN THERE AND SNAP THAT STUPID THING IN HALF.

[offmyhonker.livejournal.com]

[Unfortunately, Gamzee is just a bit too far gone at this point to readily obey Karkat. So, he continues to honk, even as he emerges from the pile of blankets, coming to stand a full head taller than his moirail.

[Get a little closer, Kaz. I motherfuckin' dare you.]

[parasiteye.livejournal.com]

[ JUST ANGER. The loud "bang" when the door hits the wall is kind of satisfying though--until he sees the termites. ]

--Fuck! I should have known it was bugs!! And shut the fuck up with those stupid horns already!!

[katlocked.livejournal.com]

[Making sure he's between the two of you right now, holy shit.]

Get the fuck out of my room, idiot! You're gonna make everything worse!

[offmyhonker.livejournal.com]

[Just waiting, and honking... occasionally laughing? Fuck it. Motherfucker is cackling his damn head off.

[Just thinking the same of yours, Kaz. :o)]

Hey motherfucker. HOW ABOUT YOU just shut THE MOTHERFUCK up?

[Still laughing, still smiling, still honking.]

[parasiteye.livejournal.com]

I am three seconds from shoving that horn up your ass, and then you out the window! [ dskjgfsdkgs GAMZEE ]

[katlocked.livejournal.com]

[Karkat is going to forcefully shove Gamzee down, and throw the blanket over him to at least distract him for a second.]

Don't fucking move, Gamzee, you stay right there!

[And now he's turning on Kaz, grabbing the nearest pillow and heading for him.]

And you!

[Swinging the pillow at your face, asshole.]

I said get out!

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[offmyhonker.livejournal.com]

[Oh, you are going to get it now, Kaz. Both the laughter and the honking come to an abrupt stop, and Gamzee's face contorts in anger, eyes flashing with rage.]

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[offmyhonker.livejournal.com]

[Get ready motherfu--]

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[offmyhonker.livejournal.com]

[OH MY GOD WHY IS EVERYTHING SUDDENLY DARK WHAT IS GOING ON.]

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[offmyhonker.livejournal.com]

[Falling backwards...]

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[offmyhonker.livejournal.com]

[Thump.]

[parasiteye.livejournal.com]

[ sdhfj WHACKED IN THE FACE BY A TERMITE..... ]

--Augh!

[katlocked.livejournal.com]

[Going to continue this onslaught until Kaz is back through his side of the bathroom, or he retaliates.]

Out! Out! Out!!