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asgardeventide2012-07-27 11:46 pm
wittlich) wrote in asgardeventide2012-07-27 11:46 pm
Kakera #3 ↻ video
--es? Is there something I can assist you with?
[ 'Bernkastel' doesn't hesitate to speak. If anyone knows her, they know that it's rather stange to see her looks so... distressed. Almost immediately, "she" points. ... Only, Bernkastel isn't exactly Bernkastel at the moment. ] You know damned well what you can assist me with! What's the hell is this?!
[ 'Battler' merely tilts his head, setting 'his' bracelet on a small endtable beside him. ] I'm afraid this isn't my doing.
[ The real Battler stops for a moment, Bernkastel's back slumping ] Aaaahhh, dammiiiit.... I've finally had a chance to be a woman's body, and it's that damned witch's! [ He looks to Bern ] So, you're saying that it's the gods, right?! Well, that's great, just perfect! The one's who did this in the first place never come out of hiding at all...!
[ Bernkastel tilts her head, "her" face as expressionless as ever. For those who know Battler, it's probably an odd sight. ] I have no motive to switch our bodies, as you well can guess. [ A pause. ] As expected.
Don't you witches have a completely twisted sense of humor? In fact, I'm expecting you to burst out laughing at any second now!
I am as displeased as you are about being another's body. Our sense of humor may differ, but I'm quite comfortable in my own skin. [ Of course, her face doesn't look displeased. You'll have to take her word for it. ]
[ Somehow, it looks as though he's calmed down a bit, but he isn't quite a powerface as Bernkastel's usually is. ] Tch... Don't tell me you expect to wait it or whatever. ... It's not like I never wanted to know what it was like to be in a woman's body, but this body's completely and totally flat!
[ Bernkastel only tilts her head to the side. ] In such an upsetting situation, all you can worry about is my chest size? I don't know whether to be disappointed, or neutral, as that's what I should have expected of you.
W, Well, it is to be expected from a breast sommelier, isn't it? --But, what about you? I bet you have your own share of complaints about this entire thing, too! [ Like what if Bern's double comes... then what... ]
Of course I do. However, angrily voicing them is not going to help our situation.
... Lemme guess. Sit around and wait, right? That leaves a bad taste in my mouth...
Do you suggest doing something else? Charging recklessly will do nothing, and likely result in further punishments.
Possibly. Nigh-omniscient beings don't always spend all their time spying. [ W h i c h is definitely a lie. She smirks a bit, gazing at the camera out of the corner of her eye. ]
Huh? [ He follows her gaze, freezing in his tracks when he realizes that this had been recording ] W, What the Hell--?! You had this thing recording the entire time, didn't you? Go figure!
((Joint post withtitties! Bern and Battler will reply separately, and Bern's tags will come from onethousandtruths.))
[ 'Bernkastel' doesn't hesitate to speak. If anyone knows her, they know that it's rather stange to see her looks so... distressed. Almost immediately, "she" points. ... Only, Bernkastel isn't exactly Bernkastel at the moment. ] You know damned well what you can assist me with! What's the hell is this?!
[ 'Battler' merely tilts his head, setting 'his' bracelet on a small endtable beside him. ] I'm afraid this isn't my doing.
[ The real Battler stops for a moment, Bernkastel's back slumping ] Aaaahhh, dammiiiit.... I've finally had a chance to be a woman's body, and it's that damned witch's! [ He looks to Bern ] So, you're saying that it's the gods, right?! Well, that's great, just perfect! The one's who did this in the first place never come out of hiding at all...!
[ Bernkastel tilts her head, "her" face as expressionless as ever. For those who know Battler, it's probably an odd sight. ] I have no motive to switch our bodies, as you well can guess. [ A pause. ] As expected.
Don't you witches have a completely twisted sense of humor? In fact, I'm expecting you to burst out laughing at any second now!
I am as displeased as you are about being another's body. Our sense of humor may differ, but I'm quite comfortable in my own skin. [ Of course, her face doesn't look displeased. You'll have to take her word for it. ]
[ Somehow, it looks as though he's calmed down a bit, but he isn't quite a powerface as Bernkastel's usually is. ] Tch... Don't tell me you expect to wait it or whatever. ... It's not like I never wanted to know what it was like to be in a woman's body, but this body's completely and totally flat!
[ Bernkastel only tilts her head to the side. ] In such an upsetting situation, all you can worry about is my chest size? I don't know whether to be disappointed, or neutral, as that's what I should have expected of you.
W, Well, it is to be expected from a breast sommelier, isn't it? --But, what about you? I bet you have your own share of complaints about this entire thing, too! [ Like what if Bern's double comes... then what... ]
Of course I do. However, angrily voicing them is not going to help our situation.
... Lemme guess. Sit around and wait, right? That leaves a bad taste in my mouth...
Do you suggest doing something else? Charging recklessly will do nothing, and likely result in further punishments.
Sorry, but I can't sit around here and do nothing! At least, it'll be satisfying to see those damned Gods for myself, face to face!
Then what is your plan? I would, at the very least, like to know what kind of tomfoolery you are going to involve my body in.
My plan, huh.... Some people have met the Gods for themselves, right? The first step is to get an audience with them! The rest is a piece of cake!
And how will you acquire this audience with them?
W, Well... They've gotta be watching these weird devices, right?
Possibly. Nigh-omniscient beings don't always spend all their time spying. [ W h i c h is definitely a lie. She smirks a bit, gazing at the camera out of the corner of her eye. ]
Huh? [ He follows her gaze, freezing in his tracks when he realizes that this had been recording ] W, What the Hell--?! You had this thing recording the entire time, didn't you? Go figure!
((Joint post with
titties! Bern and Battler will reply separately, and Bern's tags will come from onethousandtruths.))
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