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[ there's a white-haired girl squinting half suspiciously, half irritatedly at her communication device's display. this level of technology is completely foreign to her, so she may look just a bit awed as well. luckily she expended (to no avail) much of her fury and energy on the mysterious maid upon arrival, but she still has two mean-looking swords on hand that she will use without hesitance.

congratulations asgard, you have just acquired one (1) cranky thor resident!

her voice is low and stable at the moment, however, but almost ominously so. the calm before the storm, one might say... she was, after all, in the middle of a Very Important mission before she was torn from her world. ]

All right, I've been putting up with a LOT of weird bullshit lately, but somehow this is still managing to piss me off. I got shit to do and places to be, so I'll be brief.

I'm not a fan of slumber parties. Someone tell me how to get the fuck out of here before some assholes start losing limbs.

[ it's mostly an empty threat.

... mostly. ]

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Goddammit, I don't have time for this!

Got someplace to be?

Pretty sure I made it clear I do! It's a hell of a lot more important than playing house in some fucked up city!

You have any sorta plan or are you just bein' pissed off?

[ she opens her mouth to yell some more, then begrudgingly closes it when she realizes she's yapping away rather than gathering information like she'd intended. also, she hates him a little for making her realize this. ]

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I just got here. I haven't had enough time to think of anything, and I was never really the strategic type.

So basically all this is just you bein' pissed off without any plan whatsoever. [ niiiiceeeeeee B) ]

Shut up. If I find a way out of here, I'm making sure your ass gets left behind.

Hey! That's cold.

Cry me a fucking river, asshole.

Kaz.

... cry me a fucking river, Kaz.

[ she's not going to give up her own name that easily. ]

There~ Much better right?

Not much into cryin' though.

Tch. You're still an asshole.

Fuck you're harsh--I ain't even done nothing but answer your questions.

Fine, you wanna get chummy? Show your face so I can give you a great big hug when I see you to show you how fucking grateful I am.

[ read: kick his ass. ]

Edited 2011-12-19 07:03 (UTC)

What, you mean the moving picture-thing?

Yeah... that. [ TECHNOLOGY WHAT DO ]

Why would I wanna waste my time with something like that?? [ skgjsk GETTING DEFENSIVE BECAUSE HE....ACTUALLY HAS NO IDEA HOW TO DO THAT. oops ]

Because I'll find you anyway and chop your goddamn balls off if you don't! [ ALSO GETTING DEFENSIVE BECAUSE SHE DOESN'T EVEN REMEMBER WHAT IT'S CALLED OR HOW TO TURN IT OFF ]

As if you even could--! You can't even figure out you're trapped here!

[ and now she's just going to yell uselessly at her stupid magic picture bracelet, because at least it keeps her from despairing over being trapped. ]

YOU JUST COST YOURSELF A PAIR, JACKASS!!

I'm so scared! [ except he is kind of like oh my godddddd ksjfsk |D;; ]

You'd better be fucking scared, I'm going to tear your arms off and shove them up your ass!

Only if you promise t' wear that outfit you got on while you do it.

[ lsdkfjldfSKDFfkjkf kainé knows leering when she sees it, but she's surprisingly not very used to being on the receiving end... ]

Asshole.

[ and she's going to futz with her bracelet until she figures out how to switch to audio dksjff ]

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