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[pantyfighter.livejournal.com]

[ there's a white-haired girl squinting half suspiciously, half irritatedly at her communication device's display. this level of technology is completely foreign to her, so she may look just a bit awed as well. luckily she expended (to no avail) much of her fury and energy on the mysterious maid upon arrival, but she still has two mean-looking swords on hand that she will use without hesitance.

congratulations asgard, you have just acquired one (1) cranky thor resident!

her voice is low and stable at the moment, however, but almost ominously so. the calm before the storm, one might say... she was, after all, in the middle of a Very Important mission before she was torn from her world. ]

All right, I've been putting up with a LOT of weird bullshit lately, but somehow this is still managing to piss me off. I got shit to do and places to be, so I'll be brief.

I'm not a fan of slumber parties. Someone tell me how to get the fuck out of here before some assholes start losing limbs.

[ it's mostly an empty threat.

... mostly. ]

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[audio] YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

[parasiteye.livejournal.com]

[ Oh my god Kaz has never loved the video function more because girl whatever you are wearing is fiiiine ]

Sorry t'break it to you, but apparently it ain't that simple.

[audio] i'm dying already, remember me well

[pantyfighter.livejournal.com]

[ boy you best watch yourself around this one... ]

Come on, I can't be the only fucking person wanting to ditch. There's gotta be someone with an escape plan.

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[makestrouble.livejournal.com]

If there's a way out of here, I have yet to find it!

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[pantyfighter.livejournal.com]

Yeah? How long have you been here?

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[broduil]

[ sup he can match those two swords with two lances

except lancer's less likely to go on a spree that ends with arms and legs flying everywhere. why does thor get all the crazies he doesn't belong here gdit. ]

There is no known way out, Miss. [ because if there was, a hell of a lot of these people would have taken it by now. ] From here on, your best chance would be to join the others searching for one.

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[pantyfighter.livejournal.com]

[ she'll be eyeing those lances warily but otherwise not acknowledging them. ]

Wait, let me get this straight - you're saying there's no way to escape this shithole, but I should buddy up with the other trapped chumps to look for one anyway?

First of all, I don't believe you. If really there's no way out, I'll make one. Second, I fucking hate teamwork.

[devoting]

Che-- I searched for days, still coming up with nothing--

[pantyfighter.livejournal.com]

If there's a way in, there's got to be a way out.

[ and she idly wonders when she got so optimistic, then stows that thought because fuck feelings!! ]

[weebitbipolar.livejournal.com]

You best behave yourself, young la~dy~! Everyone's trapped, just like you are, and if we find out you're being naughty to the innocents here...

[Their grin is unpleasant.] Well, we can't have that.

[pantyfighter.livejournal.com]

[ what

the hell

are you.

her grip on her swords tightens momentarily (as she briefly forgets about the nature of a mere "video"), then relaxes just slightly when she hears... it speak. ]

I'm not gonna fuck with anyone who doesn't deserve it, if that's what you're so concerned about. And not everyone here is trapped. [ she pointedly glances at one of the natives wandering nearby. ]

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[thaumatic.livejournal.com]

[Holy crap this chick is angry. And hot. Really, really hot. And apparently, she doesn't mind broadcasting herself in her underwear. Yosuke approves.

Time to be neighborly for the half-naked girl!]

Uh, near as everyone here can tell, we're all here to do something they aren't telling us yet, and once that's done, we're going home. Gonna just have to sit tight until then, sorry.

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[pantyfighter.livejournal.com]

You really think we should sit back like obedient children and let them fuck with us to their hearts' content? [ but she really is beginning to feel more and more defeated with every response... ]

[ryougi]

[People with weapons awwww yis maybe she might get a good fight around here with some luck.]

If someone around here knew how to get out, I doubt we'd all still be here.

[pantyfighter.livejournal.com]

[ provoke her enough and she'll be more than happy to oblige! ]

Then I'm going to keep looking. I got in somehow, I'm going to get out.

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[bosses]

[FINALLY, SOMEONE WHO UNDERSTANDS.]

Doesn't seem to be any way out of this place. We all got shit to do, but if there's a way out, nobody's found it yet.

Welcome to Asgard, home of half the population of Japan and a bunch of weird fucked up shit.

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[pantyfighter.livejournal.com]

If there's a way out, we'll have to keep looking then, won't we? Nobody's going to find it if we all just comply and fuck around in this damn city.

[ she ignores his welcome since she doesn't know what a japan is and she pretty much already picked up on the "fucked up shit." ]

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[agoodfamily.livejournal.com]

[Alright, she's tried to be patient with the newcomers. She's tried to ignore swearing, and threats, and insults, and accept that they were just confused and scared.

But see this? This is the end of her rope.

Have a very puffed-up, indignant, officious - and tiny girl on your screen. It is exactly as ridiculous as it sounds.]

Threats and cursing won't help anything. Lots of people have done it, and they're still here. So why don't you just try being decent to people?

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[pantyfighter.livejournal.com]

[ BECAUSE SHE DOESN'T KNOW HOW TO BE A DECENT PERSON :( ]

I'm in a fucking hurry, I don't have time for a polite little sit-down. Tell me what you know or move on and find someone else to have your tea party with, kid.

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[manskirt.livejournal.com]

Not a fan of slumber parties?

...Not even when someone braids your hair and paints your nails and tells you all their secrets?

[ this is probably a quick way to lose limbs, isn't it? ]

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[pantyfighter.livejournal.com]

No, I'm more into the kind where I piss on the other guests in their sleep.

[ sarcasm, of course. she's doesn't like social gatherings at all. party pooper alert!! ]

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[miiracles]

...

No one knows how to get out of here. Not yet. We all have the same problem as you do.

[pantyfighter.livejournal.com]

I dunno, there seem to be a lot of people who're okay with taking their damn time in finding a way out. I'm just offering some incentive here.

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[verifies]

What about the pillow fight? You're going to miss it.

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[pantyfighter.livejournal.com]

Wanna know where you can shove those unused pillows?

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[in-oxidation.livejournal.com]

[pantyfighter.livejournal.com]

[ her expressions darkens. ]

Wouldn't be my first time.

video; SORRY FOR THE LATE!

[elegantwarrior.livejournal.com]

I am afraid we are unable to leave this place. Many of us have explored the City and have found no exit or escape. ‘Tis safe to say that for now, we are trapped in this realm.

[Gwendolyn’s shows an expression that is hardly pleased. Goodness, does no one snow manners in this place? Still, she may as well answer the obvious… and stare at what little this woman is wearing. Then again, Gwendolyn has no room to talk considering she’s about as little clothed, but at least her battle attire doesn’t look like lingerie.]

video; no worries at all! c:

[pantyfighter.livejournal.com]

[ her tone wavers just a bit, shifting almost imperceptibly from frustration into desperation. ] That's impossible. There was a way in, there's gotta be a fucking way out. I'll cut my way out if I have to!