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[ there's a white-haired girl squinting half suspiciously, half irritatedly at her communication device's display. this level of technology is completely foreign to her, so she may look just a bit awed as well. luckily she expended (to no avail) much of her fury and energy on the mysterious maid upon arrival, but she still has two mean-looking swords on hand that she will use without hesitance.

congratulations asgard, you have just acquired one (1) cranky thor resident!

her voice is low and stable at the moment, however, but almost ominously so. the calm before the storm, one might say... she was, after all, in the middle of a Very Important mission before she was torn from her world. ]

All right, I've been putting up with a LOT of weird bullshit lately, but somehow this is still managing to piss me off. I got shit to do and places to be, so I'll be brief.

I'm not a fan of slumber parties. Someone tell me how to get the fuck out of here before some assholes start losing limbs.

[ it's mostly an empty threat.

... mostly. ]

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[ Oh my god Kaz has never loved the video function more because girl whatever you are wearing is fiiiine ]

Sorry t'break it to you, but apparently it ain't that simple.

[ boy you best watch yourself around this one... ]

Come on, I can't be the only fucking person wanting to ditch. There's gotta be someone with an escape plan.

Well yeah a buncha' people might wanna get out...but it doesn't look like it's gonna happen anytime soon.

If there's a way out of here, I have yet to find it!

Why the hell not? If enough people want to leave, they can't expect to keep us here forever!

You wanna take it up with the imposter gods, be my guest. Some of 'em ar creepy as fuck.

Yeah? How long have you been here?

Fuck that, I don't trust the assholes who are keeping me prisoner.

[ she pauses; then, as an afterthought: ] And tell me more about those. That indestructible smartass in the Welcome Hall wasn't informative enough for my liking. [ not that she particularly trusts this stranger, either, but as long as they're in the same boat... ]

[ sup he can match those two swords with two lances

except lancer's less likely to go on a spree that ends with arms and legs flying everywhere. why does thor get all the crazies he doesn't belong here gdit. ]

There is no known way out, Miss. [ because if there was, a hell of a lot of these people would have taken it by now. ] From here on, your best chance would be to join the others searching for one.

Just a few days. Not long enough to be able to say there isn't a way out. Which is why I'm gonna keep looking.

They're pretty much fake gods who want us to paint this town all colors of the fuckin' rainbow, pretty much.

Tch. Well, that's fucking fantastic.

Che-- I searched for days, still coming up with nothing--

[ she'll be eyeing those lances warily but otherwise not acknowledging them. ]

Wait, let me get this straight - you're saying there's no way to escape this shithole, but I should buddy up with the other trapped chumps to look for one anyway?

First of all, I don't believe you. If really there's no way out, I'll make one. Second, I fucking hate teamwork.

Goddammit, I don't have time for this!

Got someplace to be?

If there's a way in, there's got to be a way out.

[ and she idly wonders when she got so optimistic, then stows that thought because fuck feelings!! ]

Pretty sure I made it clear I do! It's a hell of a lot more important than playing house in some fucked up city!

You have any sorta plan or are you just bein' pissed off?

[ she opens her mouth to yell some more, then begrudgingly closes it when she realizes she's yapping away rather than gathering information like she'd intended. also, she hates him a little for making her realize this. ]

...

I just got here. I haven't had enough time to think of anything, and I was never really the strategic type.

So basically all this is just you bein' pissed off without any plan whatsoever. [ niiiiceeeeeee B) ]

Shut up. If I find a way out of here, I'm making sure your ass gets left behind.

Hey! That's cold.

It's simply easier to coordinate our efforts. If you intend to work alone to find an exit, then by all means.

[ but really, he's not in all that much of a hurry to get out to be honest. ]

Cry me a fucking river, asshole.

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