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[trickyoutwice]

Where can a guy find bungee cords, twenty three paperclips, and a medium-sized hamster around here?

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[trickyoutwice]

are you for real?

[circuses]

of course im real silly. im not dreaming or anything.

[ Unseen, she's actually pinching herself just to make sure. Recently she's been told to wake up from always being in a 'dream world', apparently, and it's not been an entirely easy process. ]

[trickyoutwice]

its hard to believe with how you've
gotten all your texts to
SPARKLE
and used the words hamster sleep
unironically apparently

[circuses]

whats wrong with sparkles?? i think they look nice!!!

what does unironically mean

[trickyoutwice]

i'm sure they're great
if you're trying to be a magical girl
and if you have to ask
then it means everything you do

[circuses]

its not my job to be magical. im learning though...but for now i just take care of the animals

oh
ok [ Insert blank smile here. ]

[trickyoutwice]

is that a thing where you're from?
actually being magical i mean

[circuses]

my friend max is a magician! he can fly from up high and knows ALL the tricks!

and he gave me his heart!! actually, it was just one of his many hearts.

[trickyoutwice]

is this a literal heart
gushing blood and horrible fake screaming and everything
or is it more figurative

[circuses]

eww no!! gross!!

it was his heart like on a playing card!

[trickyoutwice]

a stage magician then?
and here i was thinking maybe it was real magic, considering where we are

[circuses]

yeah, max is a magician. but not just any magician! the best magician in the world!!

[trickyoutwice]

is that so?
is he any good with illusions?

[circuses]

sure is!! he can fly through the sky and then...he disappears into thin air! neat, huh??

[trickyoutwice]

uh huh. sounds just swell
so do you guys put on some kind of freak show or something?

[circuses]

its not a freak show!! its a circus!!!

[trickyoutwice]

sure, sorry
circus works just as well

[circuses]

right!

so remember what i said ok?? dont go hurting innocent hamsters! in the name of the ~~~berry big circus~~~!! [ Those tildes are also completely unironic. ]

[trickyoutwice]

right, right
i'll be sure no innocent hamsters get harmed

[People are another matter entirely, of course.]

[circuses]

hooray!!!!

see, youre nice after all, mister!

[trickyoutwice]

that's me alright
a nice guy
the nicest, really

[circuses]

im soooo happy theres a lot of nice people in asgard!!

now just keep it up and youll have a million friends!!

[trickyoutwice]

pretty sure there aren't a million people stuck here, sparkles

[circuses]

well you know what i mean. you can make friends with everyone here

oh is sparkles your nickname for me??

[trickyoutwice]

but what if i don't want to?
some of them might not like me very much

yep. pretty good, huh?