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[trickyoutwice]

Where can a guy find bungee cords, twenty three paperclips, and a medium-sized hamster around here?

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[circuses]

they probably just dont know you well enough!!

i like it!! do you want a nickname too???

[trickyoutwice]

if you want, sparkles
it's not like you know my real name, after all
so knock yourself out

[circuses]

will do! your new name is hamsterman, king of the hamsters

[trickyoutwice]

you have such a way with words
i may never want to be called by my real name again

[circuses]

thanks hamsterman!! i knew youd love it!!!