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[trickyoutwice]

Where can a guy find bungee cords, twenty three paperclips, and a medium-sized hamster around here?

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[circuses]

yeah, max is a magician. but not just any magician! the best magician in the world!!

[trickyoutwice]

is that so?
is he any good with illusions?

[circuses]

sure is!! he can fly through the sky and then...he disappears into thin air! neat, huh??

[trickyoutwice]

uh huh. sounds just swell
so do you guys put on some kind of freak show or something?

[circuses]

its not a freak show!! its a circus!!!

[trickyoutwice]

sure, sorry
circus works just as well

[circuses]

right!

so remember what i said ok?? dont go hurting innocent hamsters! in the name of the ~~~berry big circus~~~!! [ Those tildes are also completely unironic. ]

[trickyoutwice]

right, right
i'll be sure no innocent hamsters get harmed

[People are another matter entirely, of course.]

[circuses]

hooray!!!!

see, youre nice after all, mister!

[trickyoutwice]

that's me alright
a nice guy
the nicest, really

[circuses]

im soooo happy theres a lot of nice people in asgard!!

now just keep it up and youll have a million friends!!

[trickyoutwice]

pretty sure there aren't a million people stuck here, sparkles

[circuses]

well you know what i mean. you can make friends with everyone here

oh is sparkles your nickname for me??

[trickyoutwice]

but what if i don't want to?
some of them might not like me very much

yep. pretty good, huh?

[circuses]

they probably just dont know you well enough!!

i like it!! do you want a nickname too???

[trickyoutwice]

if you want, sparkles
it's not like you know my real name, after all
so knock yourself out

[circuses]

will do! your new name is hamsterman, king of the hamsters

[trickyoutwice]

you have such a way with words
i may never want to be called by my real name again

[circuses]

thanks hamsterman!! i knew youd love it!!!