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[arihibro]

[GOOD AFTERNOON ASGARD. Now we know you've been enjoying some delightful musical outbreaks all over the network these days, so how about we change things up a little with some classic yelling matches resulting from petty arguments in teenage boys.

Oh and this is Freya house, around room 504. They're being loud, so it probably wouldn't be too surprising to hear them if you happen to live nearby. Sorry... They'll apologize. ...Maybe...]

THAT'S COMPLETE BULL! Some sort of "watcher"? Dude, I don't watch, I'm part of the action!

[GLASSES PUSH because why.] You've never been part of any action so stop acting like you're somehow fated to get involved with anyone. In fact, I think that pegs your deviance pretty well.

[pointing at Shiki's face and still yelling don't mind Arihiko] Don't talk like as if you have the right to judge my entire life with just this. And what are you implying now, I've been involved with you since the start of middle school! [NOT GAY] What about you, Mr. Charm? There's nothing "beautiful" about your personality, and you don't exactly have the most memorable of physical appearances either!

[Smug. Smug smug smug because that is the only way to reply to something like this.] That so? I seem to remember senpai preferring me over you any day. Let's forget the actual circumstances. You have to admit that I'm the one she invited to after school tea and curry bread. Not you.

[THAT IS

SO NOT FAIR oh god he's just spluttering now] SHE'S BEEN TRICKED BY YOUR HUMBLENESS, OF COURSE ANY WOMAN AS KIND AND SWEET AS SENPAI WOULD FALL FOR YOUR SMALL ACT! DON'T SOUND PROUD OF IT!!

[Now Shiki is pointing and yelling. No way Arihiko knows anything about anyone.] WHAT WOULD YOU KNOW ABOUT BEING KIND AND SWEET?! IF YOU KNEW ANYTHING ABOUT IT, YOU'D BE IN THE SAME HOUSE AS ME!

PLENTY, SINCE YOU'RE ALWAYS SO COLD AND MERCILESS AROUND ME!! BUT IF I FIND OUT YOU'VE ABUSED THAT POWER OF YOURS ON ANY WOMEN HERE, DON'T EXPECT ME TO HOLD BACK!!

WHY WOULD I DO THAT? AREN'T I A NICE PERSON TO BEGIN WITH? NICE! NOT SOME STREET THUG LIKE YOU!

SAYS THE GUY WHO'S MADE A GIRL CRY. YOU'RE TACTLESS, TOHNO!! SO DID YOU USE IT ON ANYONE YET, HUH??

Not.

Even.

Once.

[...]

Ah, so it really is you after all. I don't have to beat up your evil twin or something, in that case.

You're the worst. Why are we friends again?

Never mind that. Damage Drain. Damage Drain! Yours could get you out of a tight spot, but what am I gonna do with this? Even in video games, taking damage for someone else but not actually healing is useless! Ughhhhh. [He's grabbing at his short orange hair in frustration, ok]

Maybe you can pair up with that Shirou and be a perfect team.

No way, he's not in Heimdall too? Where does he live anyway, you still haven't given me that punk's address!

...

Wait, why are you on a first name basis with that Emiya?!

Seriously? First of all, he's in the same house I'm in. Secondly, he doesn't deserve to be called by his family name.

WHY ARE YOU ALL LIKE THAT?! And more importantly, stop using that weird logic of yours! Anyway, you can use that bracelet thing to call people, right? C'mon, show me h-- [--oh wait.

was his on... Except he can't tell so Arihiko is just looking confusedly at the camera. He left his bracelet on the table of Shiki's room on his way in...]

Just press it or something. I don't call specific people so I don't know.

Tch. Shouldn't you pay attention to these sort of things? [Grumbling, he reaches out for his, still not sure exactly what his bracelet is doing, and a few clicks later, the feed shuts off. ...Lucky accident there, but at least the screaming'll stop now.]

((OOC: Black is Arihiko, and blue is Shiki this_chair. Replies will be in separate threads because those are easier to keep track of, and threadjack may happen!))

Comments

[arihibro]

Don't bother. You work for the hospital right? Just take a first aid kit and some bandages. Y'never know, might come in handy.

[projections]

Alright.

I'll be seeing you later then.

[Secretly packs snacks because who wouldn't get hungry at 2am?]

What are you going to do in the mean time?

[arihibro]

I'll keep myself busy, don't you worry. Later then, and you better be awake once you get here.

[loser...]

[projections]

Staying awake isn't a problem.

This sort of thing is normal for me.


Although I can say the same thing back to you. Don't force yourself to stay up late, alright?

[arihibro]

[He gets a dismissive wave at the screen before Arihiko just hangs up.




SUDDENLY IT'S 2AM WHAT NOW BITCHES]

[projections]

[ACTION FIGHT ME.

He comes with a first aid kid (although he doesn't know why he's doing something so absurd but why not???) and some snacks. HE COOKED THOSE TOO. Even though Arihiko was against it. Food is never a bad idea B(

In front of the Freya house.

What do.]

[arihibro]

[Arihiko's leaning against the entrance holding a beer can. At the sounds of approaching footsteps, he looks up, and noticing that idiot face with a similar shade of orange hair than his own, gives a faint smirk before tossing his can off to the nearest garbage can.

...And scoooore he's so good at this.]

Yo, so you're actually on time.

[projections]

I just got off work a few minutes ago.

How long have you been waiting?

[Derp.]

[arihibro]

Not long.

Anyway, put your stuff aside on the ground. No one else's really out at this time, so it's not like it'll get stolen.

[follow me into this dark alley bro, totes safe]

[projections]

[Ok. INTO THE DARK ALLEY WE GO!

weee

Is there candy?

No he figures Arihiko is just messing around. Gdaif. ]

What's all of this about?

[arihibro]

[just looking at him with arms crossed]

You're really pretty dense, you know that. Ever tried counting how many times people told you that, during your life?

quality rping is me

[projections]

That's something Mitsuzuri would say, mind you. She's part of the archery club back home.

Even if I don't understand right away, it's fine. I've already decided that I'd do whatever I could do about it. Forward is the only option.

only path no regrets

[arihibro]

Oh? Sounds like a chick I'd like to meet. [shrugs...]

That's a pretty good motto. I feel an inkling of something like respect towards you now, Emiya, but I'm afraid that's not enough. Well then, can you understand this?

[and without so much as skipping a beat of the atmosphere

Arihiko punches Shirou in the face.

The impact makes a very satisfying cracking noise.

Arihiko sure packs a wallop.

People's jaw creaks when they're punched there, Shirou.

Can you understand that, now?]

unilimited wheezing works

[projections]

[DUDE WTF BRO? Ow.

There is blood on his faceee.

The blood is red. RED. RED. RED. RED.


This red. This red. This red. This red.

Shirou's a typical guy who gets riled up easily over things like this.

How does I?

Though since Arihiko already made his move, Shirou doesn't have restraint. CANNOT BE TAMED.

Punches back at full force after the pain dwindles down a bit.]

yes good

[arihibro]

[Arihiko takes it like a man without batting an eyelash.

(Except no OW it hurts because Shirou works out

but he has a godly poker face)]

Now that's what I'm talkin'bout! But man, you call that a punch? My grandma's done better back in the day!

[insert shonen fistfight here

c'mon emiya you're a wuss of a protag. You totally lose. Arihiko is fuelled by the spirit of BROSHIP with Tohno. All you have is that faggot Issei and that wannabe Shinji. You have no chance. None.]

I'M CRYING AT 4AM OVER THIS THREAD rookey why

[projections]

[Yeah he so totally works out. Except he doesn't really want to be fighter, but alas...]

What does your grandmother have to do with any of this?

[insert more shonen fistfighting here


Issei just begs him for meat because temples and shit. yeaaahhh. Tohno thinks about circuses all the time.

What a bro.]

this is why I'm your elder, numi. you need to get on my level (also oops typo...)

[arihibro]

[and inui is a street punk. See you're totally outmatched getting your ass handed to you.]

I'm saying she fights better than you, dumbass!!

[hits harder because pounding on someone would totally restore more common sense into their brain, inui logic is flawless


look if they had the chance to inui and tohno would totally make a rad comedy duo. they'd fit right in into the circus.


but good thing (nanaya)tohno moved out from the woods and became bff with inui. so they're just their own show of daily lives of highschool boys. vampires and shit can fuck right off, got nuthin' on this rad bromance.

more punches here.

(also icon keywords applicable.)]

huff huff waddles to rookey's level

[projections]

[Shirou might be overpowered but he's not going down yet. RULE 1: NEVER GIVE UP WHEN YOU'RE SHIROU.

Hero's gonna hero. Wait what do you say, Inui? Too busy punching your face back.

All the punches.

maybe Tohno secretly knows and wants it to happen. Inui please be my circus bro. Help me stage preform.


WAIT WHAT DOES TOMOE HAVE TO DO WITH THIS. At least he's not Alba. AOZAKII.

O btw Shirou's putting all of his attention into punching Inui so talking isn't a thing that's happening. ]

good my apprentice

[arihibro]

[well just enjoy getting your ass kicked more

it's like lancer

but with less gay bulge and more high school punk ownage

see they are perfect for each other and shirou has no man to support him. this is why tohno>emiya.

numi plz

Then Arihiko will just retaliate, he's an expert in fighting in dark alleys during ungodly hours of the morning.

BEATS UP MORE

really just give up already, do you even know what you're fighting for here.]

yay ruki

[projections]

[No metal posters involved by fail magus this time

oh but

gay bulge is the best

shirou has his sword fetish does he need anything else i mean really

rookey plz

WHAT ARE YOU ON ARIHIKO PLS.

Though Shirou is no fighter he isn't trained to give up either. HE ISN'T GOING DOWN EASY OK.]

you're still at -1

[arihibro]

[emiya

get out.

Oops did he knock out some of your teeth]

I could do this all night, Emiya. You sure you want me to beat you up so badly that you won't be able to go anywhere come morning?

-3 now yay

[projections]

I never give up.

[SPITTING OUT BLOOD LIKE A MOFO.]

I can still walk so keep talking.

[AND MORE SHONEN PUNCHES.]

you'll never get adopted again at this rate you know right...

[arihibro]

Do you even know why you're getting beat up in the first place?

[shirou you suck. have some kicks now.]

but mama...

[projections]

I already decided that I'd never stop moving even if I didn't understand.

[OW DIE IN A FIRE ARIHIKO.]

no buts curfew tiem

[arihibro]

...

THAT'S THE PROBLEM, YOU MORON!!

[KICKS

TO THE HEAD]